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[peach @peachdaisie]

this NIMROD has MASSIVE HONKERS!!!!!

[َ @4NGELWING]

can we escalate this minor disagreement into something it doesn’t need to be? let’s die over this

[peach @peachdaisie]

at home alone feeling like a deer in the woods #whatwasthat

[mick @mickidiot]

No offence but I’m going to get you

[peach @peachdaisie]

this cold trynna fuck meeeee

[lillia ♡ | #HITWT @sealulu_]

#HiTwt

[Jake Green @JakeGreenBruh]

Hi I am in your city I'm on the other side of town and I have 45 minutes of free time and we're not very close friends and I'm generally kind of unpleasant to be around we have GOT to hang out are you free right now

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

You could probably Waterboard a lot of Information out of me. I have a Very low tolerance for Discomfort

[aidan 🍭 @KORNPIXIE420]

old lady asked me where im going with pink hair. girl everywhere

[goob @emyboxd]

the resident evil title card made me horny

[peach @peachdaisie]

sneezing my puss off

[devin 🎱 @fartpog]

Grab somebody sexy tell em hey

[peach @peachdaisie]

pathetic useless resident evil protagonist with a sadness in his eyes that you only see in Eastern European gay porn you’ve enchanted me

[Joe “shopvac” Powers @PowersJoe77544]

I’m gonna check the weather app 304 times tonight #IMissMyMom #Scared

[Grimace Smoking Weed @high_grimace]

going to bar trivia and writing in "Who gives a shit?" for every single answer

[randy ✨️ SNOOPY DAY @planetarymoth]

sometimes when im bored i dip my medical courier in raccoon city and he scream loudd as fuuuuuuuuuck 😭😭😭

[Liste @endliste]

(trying to be cute and playful) What the fuck is your problem lol. What is wrong with you

[S3RG @S3RGGG]

If you ever think you hungry af try eating two packs of noodles

[monkey car @PrimateVehicle]

Yes it is my boner however I'm quite upset to see you

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

What do you say we Day Drink on an Empty Stomach about This