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I just be talking to myself apparently

[mommy @hisfavstepdad]

why don’t men ever get drunk and call you

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

once I realize you’re perceiving me wrong, I just stay away from you. Because wtf are you even talking about? Lmao

[ravn @mfnravn]

and if i saw an alien i wouldn’t even give af honestly i got too much going on fr

[ki snow ❄️ @kiaraimanii_esq]

If we start talking now, this can be us in Antigua by June

[nay🎀. @fineassnayyyy]

Concerts and traveling are my favorite things to do 😭😭😭

[Softboy @softboywin]

I’ll decline tf out of a morning call. Yes I’m up but I haven’t even spoke to myself yet damn

[Nic ⭐️ @nchls_b]

If I was an elephant in a room and no one addressed me I’d be upset too, first of all it took a lot for me to fit in this room don’t act like I’m not here???

[miia @miiagarro]

men not getting beat with pans no more

that’s why they’re acting like that

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

I wanna see the CEO of Popeyes eat 2 of them biscuits with no drink

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

I’ve noticed that I never run into the people I’ve cut off. That’s the biggest sign the universe agreed with my decision.

[Donald @_donaldishim]

...and one thing i hate more than asking is 'reminding'

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

i noticed the realest females don't ask for sht... all they be wanting is time, effort, attention, food and for you to answer your phone

[im downstairs, pap upstairs @_MarquisB]

I love coming to my senses. Like you know what? Fuck you.

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

When u realise u care too much and they actually dgaf about u

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

A true lover girl is a leaver too. Because if it comes down to it she loves herself more than she loves you.

[Jaylen @lifewithjaylen]

If it ain’t strict ion want it cause why you don’t care what I’m doing

[Panashe @NasheCeezet_zw]

I don’t deserve to be this broke, I’m a good person.

[Farhiya ✨ @farhiiiyaaa___]

And when it comes to believing men, be an atheist

[autist @litteralyme0]

When you randomly became important at work but you're literally just a 20 year old kid

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

Men be pushing 40 & still treating women bad. Grow up, you're about to pass away.