peachserbert

💕Hoi!💕 I'm Shirley and I like drawing cute chibis and pink! (⁎⁍̴̀﹃ ⁍̴́⁎)♡ 🎀🍑🎀 ❥/ straight/ taken (💗ω💗 ) ~♪/ I do follow backs if you ask!! (▰˘◡˘▰)

[Hunter Bond @BondHunterBond]

Truly the gods of thrift stores have smiled upon me today.

[peachserbert @peachserbert]

@RElDSCONVERSE im a closet taken lesbian but i hope one day someone is able to love u for ur fugly natural face and personality so u dont have to use heavy filters bb 🥺💗💞

[trash jones @jzux]

i love being a woman on the internet

[Rory @dragonsror]

@StevenWillcox2 @jzux Great tweet, Steven! I especially love the part where you start the sentence off with an "I'm sorry" despite the fact that you are not apologizing for anything! Very testicularly-confidant!

I'm on my way to the county fair, but I'll come back if I want to see a great tweet!

[kev pastell @kevpastell]

@jzux “I, a man, actually managed to find this woman-made joke funny. It’s based on her genitalia which is reminiscent of the peepee jokes at the center of my own routines, and I can respect that. I know that without me, jokes like this wouldn’t get any attention. So I do what I can.”

[peachserbert @peachserbert]

@inlust_ @MozambiqMozes @mcis_afto464 @enriquefn @kchamps613 read between the lines thats not what im sayin

[peachserbert @peachserbert]

@MozambiqMozes @inlust_ @mcis_afto464 @enriquefn @kchamps613 listen buddy, im saying people who only go after looks are bound to get disappointing results. women who only want a man for his looks is doomed to have her heart broken ive seen it time and time again. also i hope those women that cheated on you die a slow painful death alone

[peachserbert @peachserbert]

women that only see value in men 6’ or taller dont deserve love, i hope they die alone 💗

[peachserbert @peachserbert]

@enriquefn @kchamps613 preach these bitches want men as tall as they foreheads 😂

[peachserbert @peachserbert]

@kchamps613 i sincerely hope that every woman here saying a man has to be at least 6’ tall is rejected by every man 6’ or over by being told “i’m only attracted to women under 120 pounds” ❤️

[peachserbert @peachserbert]

@julie_hunter @kchamps613 yeah and most guys have a preference for skinny women… sooo would you get offended if a guy saw you and commented how he’s not interested because of your weight?

[Łukasz Piskorz @vanripperart]

romantic comedies

[Spac𝑒 @sadcrib]

@best_dms this one

[peachserbert @peachserbert]

@RYNR0TICA no because when one turns 18 for an hour they are automatically a groomer preying on a minor

[✨🔱 David 🎲✨ @MicrowaveDemon]

MY SISTER JUST DUMPED AN ENTIRE BOX OF GOGURT INTO MY FUCKING BATH

[CEL 🚒💥 @taichichasers]

my favorite thing ever is when artists clearly have a favorite character that they invest all their care and headcanons into when drawing them so when they draw them with other characters it just looks like this

[GabeImpact @GabeImpact]

@Pr3ttyMemee Cum demon