luna 🍵

More fun in my DMs, promise 👑

[F Train Freddy @FtrainFreddy]

BREAKING: Iran says it will bomb The Spaniard, Down the Hatch, and other major West Village Bars, declaring them “legitimate targets.”

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

If I got abused all night because my T-Rex armed left tackle couldn’t stop getting bull rushed into my lap and then I logged on Twitter and saw this bullshit I’d end up in jail

[luna 🍵 @peachypixie37]

Never seen Sydney Sweeney close her mouth fully

[luna 🍵 @peachypixie37]

@amaracrack It’s ridiculous

[luna 🍵 @peachypixie37]

@bostoncollmuse @Pepe_Yanks Your profile picture is literally George Floyd

[luna 🍵 @peachypixie37]

AAAAAAAAAAAND bam ive returned

[luna 🍵 @peachypixie37]

Up early and feeling awful. #hungcheddarbomb

[luna 🍵 @peachypixie37]

@Tammyluvcox Like Jekyll and Hyde

[luna 🍵 @peachypixie37]

@BigCockBrockJH Insane hashtag

[luna 🍵 @peachypixie37]

@EleanourAndy Eleanour dear what does this mean

[luna 🍵 @peachypixie37]

@SomeKayakGuy It was off the cuff tbh I was shooting from the hip.

[luna 🍵 @peachypixie37]

@SomeKayakGuy Good shout.

[luna 🍵 @peachypixie37]

@SomeKayakGuy He’s certainly trying his darnedest

[luna 🍵 @peachypixie37]

My relationship with my father still has yet to recover from my struggles grasping mathematics in elementary school

[luna 🍵 @peachypixie37]

@trilliamcosbyjr You both seem really weird

[luna 🍵 @peachypixie37]

Success

[luna 🍵 @peachypixie37]

And before anyone says anything I am NOT a misogynist, for such a term implies a sweeping disdain for all women. Rather, my malice is concentrated solely on one individual, an object of my singular and obsessive hatred.

[luna 🍵 @peachypixie37]

Had a quick and dirty review last night of why I don’t go out on Wednesdays. The school bike found her way to my afters. She genuinely would not leave.

[luna 🍵 @peachypixie37]

@thebeltedhombre Staying domestic. Headed to a wedding

[luna 🍵 @peachypixie37]

My ex-husband, who I separated from many years ago, is now dating a young woman he has trained to hate me. We divorced before she was even accepted into this institution. He fails to realize how good this makes me feel #staycold