Dear my fellow citizens. I beg you, BEG YOU all to learn how to use the goddamn motorways! I promise changing lanes is as easy as it looks. #learntodrivedickheads
They call Millenials weak but weβre the first generation who knows weβre going to boil to death in the ocean and we still show up everyday at a job to market sunglasses
@ldnrollerderby v @wearerainycity is one of my favourite UK match ups. Familiar faces + some exciting new ones too! Turns out I'm still a fan girl, Gaz politely introducing themselves...me trying not to gush about my love for their blocking since forever. #derbytwitter we back!
It's an official comeback. 2 game days and a tournament or two lined up. Off to practice saying "Nice" every time 69 is referenced. Jk. I never stopped.
@FedExEurope Appalling. Useless. Inefficient. Unhelpful. Apathetic. Just some of the words I have for your services, from driver to customer support, here in the UK. On the off chance one of you is actually functioning this week, I'd love to get my bloody parcel. Ta.@FedExHelpEU
You know how we don't get #pockets in our clothes? & if you do, often #fakepockets. Well, I bought 3 mens suits recently. EVERY pocket is functional but also they have #SECRETPOCKETS. 2 pockets in 1. In the right hand trouser pocket. In all 3 pairs! #patriarchalpockets