fart

gamer/milk drinker/woman respecter

[a live corpse @skramzbunny]

how about 5.5 inches and normal. How about employed at an unimpressive job. how about mediocre finances and a complicated relationship with family.

[dawn @rundry]

I just received divine instructions from the Nextdoor app

[a 2nd meaner guy @SolidStapp]

i got Buy Polar Disorder

[caught hantavirus on a swingers cruise @abs_sweetmarie]

Billions must smile

[Yeah @Yeah__Penguin]

The pants and shirt combo is lethal

[I Love Christmas. @Paynuspain]

Just saw Hawk Tuah walking around outside in broad daylight. She’s alive and her neck looks completely fine. No bullet hole or anything.

[Miserable Hog @sadhog12]

I knew a kid who would only respond to questions with "up your butt and around the corner" and literally no one cared when he went missing over the summer

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

(explaining puss to a gay guy) so theres no poop and it looks like a alien

[Black Homer @GhettoHomer]

I'm a girl. I cry over stupid boys. My room is a mess. Sometimes music is my only friend. I'm not perfect. I never will be, but I'm me.

[Block Topickz @BlockTopickz]

Justin Timberlake when he saw what officers put down as his race:

[supermadz @madis259]

They kicked the Arbiter out of the Covenant because he was touching the grunts

[Norman Ornstein @NormOrnstein]

These are concentration camps

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

For sale dead horse never beat

[punished giorgio @GMomurder]

Netanyahu ain’t no country I ever heard of they speak English in Netanyahu

[PACK PSYCHO @ICEUPSON8989]

ITS NEVER HOT AROUND, MY JEWELRY CHANGE THE CLIMATE.

[fried rice enthusiast @talnottowel]

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