Sources are saying the village pencil whipped his score on the golf course today to be selected higher in the boys draft this weekend. #staywoke#thetreesarewatching
Watching this right now✅
27✅
Single✅
No kids✅
No responsibilities✅
No roommates✅
9-5 from home✅
100+ hours played✅
Haven’t talked to anyone✅
Haven’t been out✅
Ripped dynasties✅
I’m living the American Dream apparently. At least I’m someone’s hero @BarstoolBigCat
If you think you're having a bad night, just remember that the University of Kentucky pays Mark Stoops and John Calipari a combined $17.6 million this academic year to lose the Gator Bowl and the First Round of the NCAA Tournament to a 13 seed.