Caleb (parody)

[Caleb (parody) @pearbalancer]

New self-portrait just (finally) dropped. I sort of resigned myself to having missed this year, but then I decided I can do whatever I want. So here's one of me doing one of my favorite things to do these days, in the style I recently developed for work.
#selfportrait #procreate

[Caleb (parody) @pearbalancer]

Alright. This place sucks. Moving to blue sky. See you guys over there.

[Caleb (parody) @pearbalancer]

@deestiv Every other day I get a notification about a new Newsletter I need to read, and then it's always 90% stuff copy+pasted from the last newsletter, stuff about other schools in the district that have nothing to do with me, et cetera. It's constant.

[Caleb (parody) @pearbalancer]

@lillybilly299 It would be like going to an AA meeting, hearing people talk about how their past choices had destroyed their lives, and then always ending with, "Best decision of my life though and I would never change anything."

[ratchet_fronting @RFronting]

"There is no such thing in international law as the right for a state to exist. ... What IS enshrined in international law is the right of a PEOPLE to exist." -Francesca Albanese, UN Special Rapporteur on the occupied Palestinian territories

Free Palestine 🇵🇸

[Caleb (parody) @pearbalancer]

@ChrisMurphyCT @jonlovett Just wait until AFTER the election to admit that parroting progressive taking points is a cynical tactic, in stead of assuming you've got the progressive vote in the bag and "pivoting to the center" leading up to the election. Just don't tell on yourself until after the election.

[Caleb (parody) @pearbalancer]

@stephensemler @ninaturner We were disappointed because after the pandemic "ended" the Biden administration was all about getting back to the way things were beforehand, when all of us wanted it to be a wakeup call to usher in societal change.

[Caleb (parody) @pearbalancer]

@deestiv @HannahPosted And the least-persecuted religion in America is Christianity let's be so ffr. Kids have to create Satanist clubs before anyone will notice or acknowledge the broad double standards that Christians routinely take for granted in this country

[Caleb (parody) @pearbalancer]

@ChristnNitemare When I was Christian I'm pretty confident I would've found this was more sacrilegious than just a regular ol' Christmas tree.

[Caleb (parody) @pearbalancer]

@verycoldworld @agraybee Soon, we won't be calling it "Project 2025;" it'll just be our everyday lives

[Caleb (parody) @pearbalancer]

@BigKing_103 The racist criminal who fabulously doesn't pay even the people he's legally obligated to pay is definitely gonna offer up free money to a group of people he hates, for reasons he doesn't even understand, without ever even saying he was going to do that. For sure.

[Caleb (parody) @pearbalancer]

@UncleMaui @poetickate I go to the worst doctors lol everybody's getting laughing gas for wisdom teeth and vasectomies and stuff and I'm over here just rawdogging it every time 😮‍💨

[Caleb (parody) @pearbalancer]

@Andie00471 @SallyGirl People on the left get criticized a lot for overestimating the margins companies have to play around with, but the idea that most companies could absorb a 400% increase in the cost of imported goods without going directly out of business is a complete fantasy.

[Caleb (parody) @pearbalancer]

@maizie_star This might be the most HD photo I've ever seen holy shit I can see every individual hair on that dog

[Caleb (parody) @pearbalancer]

@benigma2017 "I was presented with two options and both were bad so I chose the worse one and that was Correct, actually."

[Caleb (parody) @pearbalancer]

@themichaelcaine @Hbomberguy @JustinMcElroy

[Christian Nightmares @ChristnNitemare]

Nothing matters anymore.

[Caleb (parody) @pearbalancer]

@HistoryMuppet @SallyGirl Imagine being opposed to this

[Caleb (parody) @pearbalancer]

Boy, it would be nice if Twitter worked. I get that it's unhealthy but now that you've got me in the habit of doomscrolling, you choose this day where the most doom happens to give me nothing to scroll through? Wtf? Please give me my mind poison it's literally your only job

[Caleb (parody) @pearbalancer]

You absolute fucking morons, I hate every single one of you. It's unbelievable what a stupid reality this is. How the fuck did you fuck this up this badly. Fuck all of you. Fuck.