Porse Lektern

Professional Pearce Lochner Impersonator.

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Ahoy 🌊🍐

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“Venice is the Staten island of Italy”

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I’ve got a rush for the Gush!

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Watch out everyone I just heard that Mercury’s in grenadine.

[vermouth pilled @F3MMEB0T]

god gives his strongest battles (not drinking beer before 12) to his strongest soldiers (me)

[Crazy Frog Out of Context @CrazyFrogInfo]

Crazy Frog has died.

[RapTV ❼ @rapfvcom]

JUST IN: Due to inflation, Kanye West says ‘one good girl’ is now worth 1,174.32 bitches‼️😳

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@richardblade play this must be the place by the talking heads

[Prime Video @PrimeVideo]

Think, Zoe! Rocco cannot enjoy the cookie as much as Elmo, because Rocco is a ROCK!

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When you have to poo, but she keeps asking to solve her riddles two.

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Where IS the freakin gabagool?

[William Goodman @goodmanw]

Riz Ahmed’s tribute to Michael K Williams is well, well worth a read.

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@clairdesoleil Where do they have to go?

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This has got Soylent Green written all over it.

[alth0u🧶 @alth0u]

nah theyre fucking w us

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I’m so glad I can spell Whensday

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Megolavania

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Pour out that shower beer, it’s more shower than beer.

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Gorlboss

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Boris has no idea where he is

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Me and these hippos got a couple things in common.