pearl 🍯

dude sick

[pearl 🍯 @pearl_laughter]

happy #earthday 🌎 treat her well please, she’s all we got

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

How do you even read things like this and not want them GONE?

[♡ mari/cohe ♡ @noinconsistency]

the Fuck You Kіll Everything and Everyone administration

[MADE in America @americamade_]

We sat down with #NC11 candidate Jamie Ager to ask some questions and try some wings. Watch to learn more about Jamie and why he’s running for Congress. And about the healing properties of milk.

[🎠 @flopgrl]

Just hopped on the sims to de-stress and my kid immediately died from being hit by a meteor

[meredith @noyeahobviously]

“Testing positive for pregnancy” is an in interesting way to say “being raped and impregnated by ICE agents”

[Definitely Not Al Gore 🇺🇲🇺🇦🇵🇸 @AlDefinitely]

To have ever voted for Donald Trump is to be irredeemably stupid

[Charles J. Moore @charles270]

No, you are stupid if you supported Trump at any time.

[jovan @ehjovan]

that one friend who really don’t play about game of thrones for some reason

[pearl 🍯 @pearl_laughter]

In a BIG way

[Alex Seitz-Wald @aseitzwald]

Campaigning for U.S. Senate in 2026 involves ICEMOGGING the fish while STREAMMAXXING.

[✭ ori @memoryhallows]

everything is dutch van der lindes fault

[Wesley ✨ @wesleytypes]

Just finished Red Dead Redemption 2.

[☆ meadoe ☆ @mz0mb1e]

ive grieved arthur morgan longer than she grieved her husband

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

he got that SHIT… ON

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Republicans: We don’t know enough about Kamala & we just don’t trust her.

Also Republicans: We know Trump and Gaetz are rapists & we just don’t care.

[Hey, Dave! @davegreenidge57]

As of January 20, this address will, for the next 4 years, appear on the national registry of sex offenders. What a country.

[Matt Stehman @MattStehman]

For anyone who wonders why republicans attack education so fiercely, tonight is your answer.

[Connor Franta @connorfranta]

i have nothing kind or hopeful to say. the american people are fucking selfish and deluded. they've overwhelmingly voted to wreak havoc on the entire planet, and i hope they enjoy the hell they've doomed humanity to. goodbye.

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Interesting how it's always "vote according to Biblical values!" until it comes to welcoming the immigrant, helping the poor, feeding the hungry, bringing healthcare to the sick, forgiving debts, caring for our planet, laying down our swords, or loving our neighbors.