Pearls with Prozac

I'm a hot mess mom just getting by with my anti-snark pills and lip gloss. Contributing blogger with the Huffington Post. IG@pearlswithprozac

[Pearls with Prozac @pearlsofprozac]

Oh, I forgot to make the brownies for the playdate? #momfail #momlife #hotmessmom

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I bet whoever forgot #HillaryClinton shoe in the street this morning is really hating life right about now. #ClintonCollapse #notcinderella

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@Steph56Renee @MAGANIFICENT @realDanoIdTrump You know nothing abt them, obz. This shows every indication of a textbook seizure. Plain as day

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I'm hopeful, y'all. #momlife #momproblems #antisocial #amazon #toddlerlife #toddlerproblems #reallife #zeroshits

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@PercocetLatte lets b real. I'll be the '16 version of herself had she not had a comeback - sitting @ home in jammies eating pizza on a tues

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@PercocetLatte @mommyonaleash I had no idea. I've been using their material for months! I bet they'd die in their baby wraps if they knew!

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@PercocetLatte @mommyonaleash Dear God, I thought this group was a sarcastic group of bitches being funny. Like, my people. It's not?

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@PercocetLatte @mommyonaleash F* yeah, they do! Do you hear mystical wind chimes and galloping hooves as I appear underneath a rainbow?

[Tej @boatical]

if you're over 25 and you don't have the same reaction to tonight's #VMAs then you're lying https://t.co/zPJwQbUjCY

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@mommyonaleash @PercocetLatte oh my gah, I just found my spirit mommy.

[Mama Got Bamboozled @MamaBamboozled]

Still waiting for a thank you card from my mother-in-law for marrying and putting up with her son. You all get yours yet???

#MarriedLife

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Am I right? Is that first trip to Target without kids not better than an all-expense paid trip… https://t.co/5dyuiMdvMS

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It's as #hot as the 7th circle of #hell. A #pretty face turns to a melted baby doll face in 2 secs. #summer #hot

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Whatever it takes, ya know? #everythingtribe #momlife #momblogger #momofboys #momsofinstagram… https://t.co/Ph00PLk7jm

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Yeah, thanks for that. #Pandora #music #drivethru #musiclovers #bloggersofinstagram… https://t.co/ocF3uAdCPA

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The First Time My Child Was Bullied Was Actually Not by a Group of Peers https://t.co/bcDrhY1hgd on @bloglovin

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The new post link is in the bio, it's a great piece that's also in #huffingtonpost #huffpost… https://t.co/QTpuCY2jdQ

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Always have friends that are smarter than you. #wise #blogger #bloggerlife #bloggerstyle… https://t.co/4rdRLm9XS4

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Share your #PTSD story. #PTSDfamily #combatvets #militaryfamily #militarylife #armywife #marinewife #ptsdlife

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It's so true. Who's your food baby's daddy? 🌮🍪🍷#foodbaby #foodbabydaddy #momblogger #momlife… https://t.co/OtEoyG1M62

[Pearls with Prozac @pearlsofprozac]

Sometimes I roll around in the laundry room just to feel #fresh and #clean. It's #cheaptherapy. #momlife #mommoment #momblogger #motherhood