Phil CB

Dad of two. Husband of one, Mild misanthrope.

[Phil CB @PeaSeaBe]

Ok. This account is primarily for boasting about my kids and moaning at retailers. Be warned!

[Phil CB @PeaSeaBe]

@monzo Thank you.

[Phil CB @PeaSeaBe]

@monzo Is there any way to STOP your app constantly badgering me to upgrade my account? It’s really tiresome and it’s never going to happen.
None of the perks are of any use to me so stop pushing them!

[Phil CB @PeaSeaBe]

@HomefuelsDirect Your “live price” never matches the actual quote.
You need to be careful advertising prices that you don’t offer.

For reference, live price for my postcode said “from 47.9ppl” but the best the quote would do was 48.9.

Went elsewhere.

[Phil CB @PeaSeaBe]

@engcheesecakeco Hi!
Any idea when you’ll have the vegan biscoff back in stock?

[Phil CB @PeaSeaBe]

@EveryoneActive Hi.
Your website lists prices for membership and pay-as-you-go for various age groups but I can’t find any definitions anywhere.
What is “Junior” and “senior”?

[Phil CB @PeaSeaBe]

@IcelandFoods Done! Thanks.

[Phil CB @PeaSeaBe]

@IcelandFoods I’m curious. Why don’t you deliver to any addresses in IP14 6** but you do to IP6 addresses only 200meters away?
The people of Debenham, Winston and Pettaugh want to shop with you!

[Phil CB @PeaSeaBe]

Hey @McDonaldsUK can you explain why the cheeseburger and the TRIPLE cheeseburger are available but not the DOUBLE cheeseburger?

Also why is so much stuff unavailable?
We were going to treat the kids but now going to have to rethink.

[Phil CB @PeaSeaBe]

@monzo And if I have upgraded? (Because of course I have. Everybody has. )
When can I expect the ios 18 compatible widget?

[Phil CB @PeaSeaBe]

@monzo when can we expect an ios widget?
Seems crazy that there isn’t one.

[Phil CB @PeaSeaBe]

@JanosekM71673 Fuck off scammer.

[Phil CB @PeaSeaBe]

@AskPayPal How do I add my Paypal business debit card to my Apple Wallet?

[Phil CB @PeaSeaBe]

@arbaoui90 Fuck off scammer.

[Phil CB @PeaSeaBe]

@Morrisons Sure thing. Thanks.

[Phil CB @PeaSeaBe]

@Morrisons Hi, my delivery was half an hour early this morning. While I appreciate the promptness, I wasn’t ready for it at all and hadn’t had chance to review subs yet. He’s very lucky I wasn’t in the shower. Would he have waited?
Also what do I do with these 2 unwanted subs?

[Phil CB @PeaSeaBe]

@AsdaServiceTeam Sure, for chilled food. And again for veg and again for tins and again for etc..
Curated search results are a blight on online life. Google started it, Amazon are terrible for it and now Asda trying to show what the algorithm THINKS we want to see instead of just the results.

[Phil CB @PeaSeaBe]

@asda When I search for something on your site or app I expect to see all the results not just your “Top Picks”

E.g. I can see there are 254 results for “just essentials” but it automatically forwards to the top picks with only 47 results.

Please revert this awful design.

[Phil CB @PeaSeaBe]

@AsdaServiceTeam And also I tried what you just suggested and no, that’s not how it works. In each category only gives a list of subcategories. There’s no option to filter until there are no more subcategories.

[Phil CB @PeaSeaBe]

@AsdaServiceTeam But I’d still have to go through each category one-by-one. I want to browse the whole range at once like I used to.

[Phil CB @PeaSeaBe]

@lv Why have to sent me a “Thanks for renewing” email 5 days before renewal date?
I haven’t decided yet!