Jess Pedersen

New here✌ Despicable.

[Jess Pedersen @pedey_jay]

The most unsettling kind of person is the one that pets a dog, but doesn't exactly know how.

[Jess Pedersen @pedey_jay]

I come up with foods that I don't like as a way to fit in. Though, I should come up with a different food. Eggplant doesn't deserve that kind of hate.

[Jess Pedersen @pedey_jay]

Almost stepped on a bitty spider just now.

I watched the poor sucker take a moment to collect himself.

#SpiderManFarFromHome

[Jess Pedersen @pedey_jay]

I would like to send out an apology to the passenger side floorboards out there on behalf of all of us who chuck fast food bags, water bottles, & tissues to "take care of later."

I'm also sorry to all the friends who've had to share the space with that exact same #junk.

[Jess Pedersen @pedey_jay]

@ThatGuyRipley Make it art, man.

[Jess Pedersen @pedey_jay]

My allergies have given me this raspy, cooler version of a voice. Of all the Jazz and Blues I know I still find myself singing King Louie's I Wanna Be Like You from The Jungle Book line for line, including the trumpet.

#mansredfire

[Jess Pedersen @pedey_jay]

Reflecting on the goodness of the day, only to recall that one of the first things that bəbe said to me this morning was a joke involving boobs and crustations.

#lobster #Punchline #mondaythoughts

[Jess Pedersen @pedey_jay]

Life update:
Finally noticed my beautiful dog has designated herself a spot to lay down for every one of my activities in the house. She is always near.

#Kitty #Roobot #LoveOMyLyfe

[Jess Pedersen @pedey_jay]

Me: ...blah blah [rotund] blah...

Bəbe: Uh, you're pronouncing "round" wrong.

#HappyDay #sugarshack #donuts
#doughnuts @Not2SpicyAndrew

[Jess Pedersen @pedey_jay]

Excuse me, but please don't let your child make eye contact with me while throwing a temper tantrum. Thankssss.

[Jess Pedersen @pedey_jay]

Elderly man at @NAPAKnowHow: I didn't know what drifting was so I looked it up on the Googler. I thought, "Sure does look fun, but I would ne'er do that to my girl. She's been so good to me all these years. It'd tear 'er up."

& that folks is love.
#loveislove

[Jess Pedersen @pedey_jay]

Ya ever get excited about tomorrow's cup of coffee?

[Jess Pedersen @pedey_jay]

@Rich__Roberts Ha! I'm so sorry if I prompted that!

[Jess Pedersen @pedey_jay]

Visiting some family today. Taking the boyfriend with. Keeping fingers crossed the cousins bring their 6 lb. dog so she & the boyfriend can meet.

#onedesire #wish #SaturdayThoughts #Caturday #dogoftheday #dogsofinstagram

[Jess Pedersen @pedey_jay]

How old is too old for the age old, "Do you have any games on your phone?"

#babysitting #KidsNeedBooks

[Jess Pedersen @pedey_jay]

@coffeeking123 M'kay. Will do. Thx. Luh you. Buh-yyye.

[Jess Pedersen @pedey_jay]

At what point is it acceptable to ditch the spoon and go for the slurp?

#Cheerios

[Jess Pedersen @pedey_jay]

Got the hiccups from runnin' up them stairs too quick.

[Jess Pedersen @pedey_jay]

I'm sorry. But I cannot ~WILL NOT~ get behind wine that tastes better after toothpaste.

I willn't for that wine, if you will.