paige

[eve @csiirac]

id make the elephant feel welcomed

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

let me know when it’s womanhattan

[paige @pedgv]

@SmittyWerb35127 @shin_kale_rider And passport

[trinity santos’ butch stance @thesunbutch]

robby about to kill himself
samira with earphones on and charting
santos sleeping on company time
javadi making a huge career choice

night shift:
We Are The Night Crawlers

[mimi @junandot]

winning the olympics wearing your adult braces is so chic

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

your secret is safe with me unless it’s funny

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

The tylenol changed you bruh

[gabe @allgarbled]

“Lmao” has survived, and even thrived, over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

[Peacock @peacock]

thinking of her🕊️

[Sam Jeske @Sam_Jeske]

ok I'm on board

[Asscela Express 🚅 @biz_socks]

New Pope serving the body of Christ at mass

[paige @pedgv]

@SmittyWerb35127 Did she pay u to post this

[coleman spilde @colemanjspilde]

can’t conceive a more utterly sexless object than the apple watch. some of the most beautiful strangers i’ve seen have had their auras tainted by the functioning computer strapped to rubber around their wrist. whatever happened to intrigue? or romance? it sickens me.

[paige @pedgv]

@SmittyWerb35127 Oh she saw it

[metakuna (14/100 blog posts) @metakuna]

Non-drinkers who go to social events are freeriding on the goodwill and joviality of hard working drinkers and the whole social fabric would fall apart if everybody stopped drinking

[Oriana González @ReporterOriana]

me when my friends post one of the unapproved pictures

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

“But that’s neither here nor there” is a terrifying thing to say. Where is it

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Can any conservative tell me why it's good to have sewage in the water