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[Max Fagin 🚀🔴🌐☄🌘 @MaxFagin]

You may laugh, but my car has never been so precisely docked in my garage.

[Manolo @pedronanonel]

@SolHidramix @leiaoanuncio pior q não é vida de rei não. dependendo da taxa de juros e do tipo de financiamento, por ex. SAC, uma parcela de 7k tu financia 700k, dependendo da entrada

[LectioDivina @LectioDivina7]

@the_no_mind Affirmations have been around forever. Jesus recommended something similar to his followers 2,000 years ago:

'Therefore I tell you, whatever you ask in prayer, believe that you have received it, and it will be yours.'
--Mark 11:24

[Madison @madis_sins]

look at this shit we are never curing cancer dawg

[vh @veagang]

caralho que instrumental é esse

[Internet Archive @internetarchive]

We've been getting a lot of questions lately about how the Internet Archive digitizes books.

The short answer: page by page, by hand.

You may remember our viral 2021 video of Eliza Zhang scanning a book. That's still how we do it.

Meet Eliza, and learn how we scan books: https://t.co/gt9s5lbPE4

[Mark Valorian @markvalorian]

All-timer from Codex.

[atlas @reatlashype]

Do crackheads ever say, “I’m too broke to smoke crack tonight”?

No. They get up and make it happen.

Lesson in there.

[Weagle @Weaglelol]

When your boy hits his first parlay

[australopitacos @bichodefranui]

sou C2 em inglês. trabalho com tradução simultânea. entendo 100% de tudo q consumo na mídia, em artigos, filmes, séries, livros etc. tirei 110/120 no toefl s estudo. não há nenhum território a ser dominado na língua. nenhum sotaque que eu não entenda. aí eu faço questões do cacd.

[Joe @JoePostingg]

Tough choice but I think I'll go with the monthly payment of zero dollars instead of $800 up front

[Cegueta Games @CeguetaGames]

Sidde sobre a derrota da FURIA hoje na EWC:

“Os pauses de hoje foram tipo terapia de casal: a gente parava pra conversar e voltava cometendo os mesmos erros.”

[🦀 @ZoomerTechlead]

They held a hackathon at work emphasizing that we could build whatever we want and almost all the submitted projects still ended up being work related

[Ælþemplær @Aelthemplaer]

Still can't get over the fact we invented this and then said nah

[kyle @kylejunlong]

chinese unc hopecore

[Katriiel @KatriielEscobar]

Este tipo que ven ahí caminando como si nada se acaba de convertir en el mejor jugador de la historia del Palmeiras.

Gustavo Gómez. El Palmeiras y su romance con la Libertadores.

[BR⚢KE @BabblingBrookeA]

roommate purchased a smartphone-sized slab of obsidian and has been holding it instead of her phone to reduce screentime