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@msudawg04 @DWadeStadium You can clearly hear the cowbells drowning out everyone (because they aren’t that loud)

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@DudyNobleField @DWadeStadium WSJ has us like 120 spots higher

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@DWadeStadium Well when the other number is 40k…

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@DWadeStadium Texans are Yankees?

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@DWadeStadium Is that supposed to not make sense? Our last couple classes are much bigger than the senior class.

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@DWadeStadium So… we rejected them? So our acceptance rate for this year wouldn’t be 98%? You’re getting really close to understanding!

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@DudyNobleField @DWadeStadium The other ones besides “Washington Monthly” have us higher than State too

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@DWadeStadium 6k out of 40k is “open admission” to you?

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@DWadeStadium 1. We have the exact same acceptance requirements, your applicants are just completely brain dead. 2. We’re ranked 43 spots ahead of y’all for academics. State is the ONLY SEC school ranked outside the top 200. 3. We just had over 40k applicants and only accepted like 6k.

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@DWadeStadium Surprised a state fan even knows how to read at all, they teach that in ditch digging 101?

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@DWadeStadium Or… there were cowbells and y’all aren’t very loud without them

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@AllAubarn Hugh might have to make a phone call to celebrate

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@BunkiePerkins Their greatest player ever is most famous for diving away from a fumble in the SB

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@DWadeStadium Yeah like that was ever enforced. You can literally hear them over everyone.

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@CFBNerds @CFBHeadgear Bowls before BCS were so corrupt though. 1960 Ole Miss went undefeated and had to play unranked 7-3 Rice in the sugar bowl instead of getting a chance to play a big team and solidify a title claim.

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@Rivals @5starsavi @ChadSimmons_ @SWiltfong_ @CharlesPower @EJHollandOn3 @samspiegs @adamgorney @Eli_Owens19 @Balas_Wolverine @CodyBellaire Tennessee fans about to have a meltdown 😭

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@Brett_McMurphy That’s their record? They’ve never even sold out of student tickets????

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@TheMMAfoo @MikeChandlerMMA @PatrickyPitbull It’s borderline unplayable

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@on3 @petenakos Just how bad is Devin Brown