Olladouis Goofoff

unlicensed penisologist

[Olladouis Goofoff @peehaver]

Me battling my flesh

[shﾑn @sunetzz_]

guys i liedddddd 😭😭😭😭 i actually want it 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 i want it so bad 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 i want it so bad i almost threw up on the floor 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 so bad it’s consuming me 😭😭

[toni collette stan account @HarryPhillips15]

Americans deciding how to spell the words colour and favourite

[not j*ss @itsnotjess123]

i have to watch this video 3 times every time it comes back to the tl. WOAHHHHHHH

[tasman @lildorothy_]

just checked the forecast and there's a 90% chance of yay #yay

[Thomas White @len0killer]

My uncle performed the first Minion autopsy out near Marietta. Year was ‘89. Thick, thick skin, like a boar’s. Downstairs was all cloaca. Kevin still visits the grave

[@clockteautwins @clockteautwins]

Blood Orange

[I Pray for the Carbz…From Day to Day @sissythatpatch]

WTFAFTSHSHSHAHSHSHSH

[coleman spilde @colemanjspilde]

So you’re telling me canada’s princess riffed on uncle sam military propaganda slogan “I want you” just in time for america’s 250th during a critical moment in global tension when so much of the world is at odds and in combat? Her message of peace. Many others would not speak!

[andrea @carlyraenator]

“On Wires” by Carly Rae Jepsen release rules:

“I don’t like it” = blocked
“This is nothing compared to Run Away With Me” = blocked
“We wanted Ice Cream Cone” = blocked
“The Call Me Maybe girl is still making music?” = blocked + electric chair

[Olladouis Goofoff @peehaver]

@kaylaSWAGmaria You can barely tell dw about it

[I’m Shebecca Escrow @_shebecca]

#WeAreTookieDeLaCrème

[Daniel @pojkdan]

Tyra releases modelland

SHES COMING

[matt @mttmsmsm]

twitter gives me mad brain fog i need to die

[maren🍒 @the0nlygirl]

Kind of a problematic age gap :/

[d @heaven_toniight]

this mental health guru

[alex novell @sk8ballin3]

Practicing the Michael Jackson moves in my tiny NYC apartment has been really difficult, but I learned this amazing hack to get free private practice space anywhere in the city!

All you have to do is book apartment viewings at luxury buildings and the brokers will let you dance

[Olladouis Goofoff @peehaver]

What is this?

[saweeeties @saweeeties]

blueberry tiramisù, blueberry syrup

[ty ❀ ˖⁺⋆ ❦ @tyisnothere]

house foreclosed, cat ran away, klarna account closed for non-payment, bank account -5$, just flunked out of nutella tricks university… she came on this beat mad as hell