jesse

serial tinkerer and infrequent hobbyist

[tori domínguez peek @Tori_as_always]

this is how my cat stares at me 5 minutes before his feeder dispenses his kibble

[jesse @peeksake]

@jescalan @briancheong @The_Cyber_News holy shit dude security researchers need to accurately label their CVEs

[jesse @peeksake]

Hey Guys, Scott the Woz here.

[jesse @peeksake]

@ChipotleTweets worker accidentally added guacamole to my meal, said it was okay but I wasn't paying for it, scooped it off my meal and threw it in the trash, seems like a waste of food to me.

[jesse @peeksake]

This is what your government took from you.

[定 @de3dsoul]

In demon’s souls (2009) the game used an actual cat photo to signify the blessing of the cat’s ring

[jesse @peeksake]

guy who thinks the first step to being a generationally good actor is to start a youtube channel modding xbox controllers

[jesse @peeksake]

I want to be on jubilee but instead of having racist takes I just wanna chill in the chair and react to the crazy takes people have, or maybe ad lib some noises in the bg.

[jesse @peeksake]

@twonkielol Cool outfit. Who are you supposed to be? - sent from my ipod touch

[jesse @peeksake]

@twonkielol Ayy congrats! Huge play

[jesse @peeksake]

Customizing your drink order is feminine

Customizing your sandwich order is masculine

[jesse @peeksake]

This guy might have the worst haircut of all time

[Valentin Ignatev @valigo]

Computer Science is not science, and it's not about computers. Got reminded about this gem from MIT the other day

[jesse @peeksake]

I just wanna be unburdened from programming professionally... So I can program recreationally.

[jesse @peeksake]

@kothlon

[jesse @peeksake]

@kothlon I'm scared of learning

[jesse @peeksake]

@alanna very cool! love the the concept of a co-op arcade game with doo-hicky mechanics

[jesse @peeksake]

At a recent dinner I met a big poopy fart man. His team develops tools for shitting and farting from butts.

In 13 months and 10 days no one will shit anymore. It's a true story bro believe me

[Kyle Corbitt @corbtt]

At a recent dinner I met a very senior engineer at one of the Big Four tech cos.

His team develops tooling for a 0-engineer future. They're not allowed to tell anyone internally what they're working on to avoid mass panic. He figures mega layoffs start in 18 months.

[jesse @peeksake]

@DhannyEsco a journey every man must walk

[jesse @peeksake]

@DhannyEsco peeksake

[jesse @peeksake]

lowkey one of the saddest charts you've ever seen if you're a weird guy

[jesse @peeksake]

@sukibearxo She's cooking with the first one