Goobert 🐐

hatchback connoisseur, beach boys enthusiast, motorsports guy, parrothead, once and future trunk space sound guy

[Goobert 🐐 @peepeeeboy]

https://t.co/n13uKNY0yO

[tim abrahams @timabrahams]

"Do remember they can't cancel spring"
RIP David Hockney.

[Dr. Ellen Walker @EllenFWalker]

I don't think I can name an artist who painted his dogs with as much profound reverance as David Hockney did.

[rina @chthonic_youth]

RIP David Hockney I had my first spiritual encounter with art when I was 11 years old, I was sitting on the toilet flipping through a book that my mom had just brought back from MoMA on her trip to New York. Each page was a different era of art and on the very last page was Hockney's Pearblossom Highway. I felt electricity surge through my body. I couldn't breathe. It was an indescribable feeling. I was frozen there, on the toilet, for several minutes. I remember this as clearly as if it were yesterday.

[sodom and gomorrah dsa 🔮🌹🚩🌎 @purplewaves7]

Guy who roots for the international proletariat at the FIFA World Cup

[RJ @MKENewYorker]

As a kid my most illogical fear during thunderstorms was that lightning would strike the ground, travel through the city water lines, go through the pipes in my house to the toilet, and then up my pee stream where it would blow my dick off

[Trill Burr @ReloadedJu]

Bruh I never noticed this but he kinda look like George Bush

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

All wars are civil wars because all men are brothers.

[Goobert 🐐 @peepeeeboy]

@AGoldmund Prince Daddy and the Hyena is worse

[TB Times Subcriber 🇵🇸 @anarchoBradyist]

Close enough

[Nathan J Robinson @NathanJRobinson]

I'm sorry, I didn't realize Israel had now escalated to the "quadruple tap" where they just keep killing and killing as people try desperately to help the wounded

[clay ⛷️ @hanfjob]

I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth

[larold @AwfulRacing]

The European mind is starting to comprehend

[Brendan Fraser Crane @bf_crane]

NBA nicknames used to be a lot more affectionate. Now it’s stuff like “The Freak,” “The Alien,” “God’s Mistake,” etc

[Marco Andretti @MarcoAndretti]

Awesome Indycar race during commercial.

[Mysterious Alloys @fritolaysia]

This is what it’s all about

[Ernest Strawfield @FKAGEORGEY]

I wear a condom at all times to protect my beautiful penis from the world

[Goobert 🐐 @peepeeeboy]

@EpicMasterChief Yeah lowkey