furry sympathizer

university of georgia ; not even a little bit cool or funny

[furry sympathizer @peepeehotdog]

waiting for jere morehead to get me started on hrt

[furry sympathizer @peepeehotdog]

#shakyknees

[beaner of bad news @wh0r30z]

got so drunk in front of my bfs friends they had to carry me to their apartment and all collectively sit on my bfs bed and console me to sleep and i woke up to this from the bf #goodmorning

[beaner of bad news @wh0r30z]

got so drunk in front of my bfs friends they had to carry me to their apartment and all collectively sit on my bfs bed and console me to sleep and i woke up to this from the bf #goodmorning

[keegan @FranziaMom]

Ali Wong you shouldn’t be alone right now.

[turns 90 degrees]

Bill Hader you shouldn’t be alone right now.

[kenzie ⋆. 𐙚 ̊ @femmeT_T]

having a full bush but shaving my big toes https://t.co/G4ndBKO6a8

[furry sympathizer @peepeehotdog]

Stumbled upon old photos from high school that I thought were lost in the ether… realizing I was the problem in 99% of my adolescent conflicts

[merrin @wowzowee]

This is how it feels all the time

[KJ @normbore]

random person $200k in law school debt takes a job making $50k/year to stop poor ppl disproportionately being put in cages and tortured

twitter: this reminds me of the time hitler killed millions of jews

[furry sympathizer @peepeehotdog]

I’m sorry I put my hamster in the work freezer of the Tate Student Center for a week

[annie @anniebriated]

if you aren’t horny for walton goggins at his uncle baby billy you don’t deserve him at his white lotus

[furry sympathizer @peepeehotdog]

I have such a deep maternal instinct for him…

[emily ✨ @emilymaag]

disney waking up and pulling the trigger on muppet vision 3d is the worst thing to happen on november 22 since 1963

[birv @murderbirv]

mornings are all about removing goo from your body

[furry sympathizer @peepeehotdog]

would you believe me if i told you she used to be feral

[furry sympathizer @peepeehotdog]

i work in a rehab and my clients can’t have their phones so i make a weekly powerpoint updating them on what they’ve missed on the internet

[hubert cumberdale @torturedvesseI]

Balding only happens to men who are not pure of heart or soul

[DJ BBQ @stepheniscowboy]

call her a french film festival the way her cannes got a 17 minute standing ovation

[furry sympathizer @peepeehotdog]

man i used to fuck in undergrad is a professional clown now 😔 and he’s unfortunately really good at it