Patrick Farley

Just let it happen...

[Patrick Farley @peepharr]

@Mike_Trann R u whoring urself on Twitter for points?

[Patrick Farley @peepharr]

My mom used to say if I looked at a screen too long my eyes would turn square but apparently no one ever told my employer that #stupidwork

[Patrick Farley @peepharr]

#fuckdeanspanos https://t.co/KzFLq2ow2g

[Patrick Farley @peepharr]

@TheBonfireSXM @bigjayoakerson @DanSoder @joederosacomedy If there's time in today's show I'd love to call in and add some context about the SF story from the other day

[Patrick Farley @peepharr]

@bigjayoakerson @mikefinoia Oh man, you don't understand how vanilla she is though! Getting that far was like the equivalent of vanilla Dan getting pegged

[Patrick Farley @peepharr]

@bigjayoakerson apologies for the performance anxiety but you and @mikefinoia awoke from Lucy a whore that I never knew existed in her.

[Duncan Trussell @duncantrussell]

Don't forget to vote! We can't let Bag Of Scorpions destroy our nation.

[Patrick Farley @peepharr]

@ThatShamuGuy @keeepinclassy

[Patrick Farley @peepharr]

@Ladelsanto @DisneyChannel congrats! That's crazy exciting

[Patrick Farley @peepharr]

Just heard a blind guy say "I'll see you later, alright?" I wish I was that optimistic

[Patrick Farley @peepharr]

@MichaelOrnelas @Lakers @TWCSportsNet cause messina and walton are still coaching

[Patrick Farley @peepharr]

@unfit4life @DougStanhope solid Sam Francisco marketing

[Patrick Farley @peepharr]

RIP Nate Dogg. https://t.co/rVjurU3wLZ

[Patrick Farley @peepharr]

If you make your taco salad with spinach or kale, I will consider you suspicious & label you a potential enemy of the state #CalltheFeds

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

The word is "thief." Not "aggregator", "curator" or "commentator." Soulless, creatively bankrupt, greed-fueled shit-lungs thief.

[Patrick Farley @peepharr]

"I AINT GOT NO MANNERS FOR NO SLUTS
IMA PUT MY THUMB IN HER BUTT"
-@1future, Stick Talk (Dirty Sprite 2, 2015)

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Its Monday and its all about you.....Grab your balls, Salute the Flag and let these fucks know who's running things......

[Patrick Farley @peepharr]

Looking good @KarlTheFog! #summerbod

[Patrick Farley @peepharr]

@BrianIgnacio #notdrunk