julbo globstonworth

[zachary @zachyblachy]

holy fuck this is like never seen before levels of dogshit

[phoebe🪴 @midsprite]

this is probably the funniest scene in the history of television. like it’s an actual feat of madness that none of this is scripted and all of it made its way in.

[Alexa Ray Corriea @AlexaRayC]

I glup on his shitto til he scrib doon

[Zuni @ZuniUK]

Earlier this year, I learned that my wife got pregnant by another man.

It’s been a challenging 9 months knowing he’s not my son but I’m so excited to raise him like my own.

Here’s 9 things it taught me about playing Vantage:👇

[Mimosa 🤍🌎⚔️🎀 @MimosaMemes]

FK I BOUGHT THE WRONG KANYE TICKETS 😭😭

[days @Dayscd]

Apparently poop can come out solid. new fear unlocked…

[horse powder @JuliusIrvington]

Just wrapped a present myself and I’m pretty sure I have a learning disability

[frankenstein zeppo @NoahPasternak]

There's no point. I dug up Dobby seven years ago and ate him. Smoked him like a brisket

[Thomas White @len0killer]

My uncle performed the first Minion autopsy out near Marietta. Year was ‘89. Thick, thick skin, like a boar’s. Downstairs was all cloaca. Kevin still visits the grave

[JOKO @ItsJoko]

NEVER dice up a jalapeño and then touch your lil beast #ouch

[BLËUSKI @BleuCapone]

It don’t get no realer than this

[Seton Hall Student @sacketology]

Jar Jar Binks calling someone a bitch

[julbo globstonworth @peepoopeen]

sorry man, can’t make it out tonight gotcha catch up on my minionese Duolingo

[I want that ol kind of grok n roll @jestermaxxing]

There’s too much fucking shit on me

[cameron! @workreps]

#pouroutabeeronyourcrotchchallenge

[Jacob @JacobFisherDF]

my stupid chud ogre sons

[remx @biigrem]

Why this bitch said she was going to pick up her emotional support animal why it was a damn rotisserie chicken from Whole Foods LMFAOO

[David Rattigan @davidmrattigan]

buying this and then dying immediately and forcing my descendants to finish building it over the next 100 years