Paige Flottman

Ask me about my cats. She/her

[Paige Flottman @pefferfish2000]

“If you bring up a related topic in a conversation you might embarrass a man 🥺”

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

“Describe yourself in 5 words”

[Caroline Renard @carolinerenard_]

Context for the “spoiled actors” crowd.

[Heather 'Retired-SAG-Capt' Dowling @SaysHeather]

To NON-UNION Actors: under the SAG-AFTRA Strike Notice and Order, "NOTICE TO NON-MEMBERS: Any non-member seeking future membership in SAG-AFTRA who performs covered services for a struck company during the strike will not be admitted into membership in SAG-AFTRA." 1/2

[Mara Wilson @MaraWilson]

I haven’t acted much as an adult, but I WAS on a recurring character on one of the most critically acclaimed animated shows of all time, as well playing an actual Disney villain.

But thanks to streaming, I have never once made enough to qualify for SAG-AFTRA healthcare.

[Paige Flottman @pefferfish2000]

Please please please I never tweet but it’s so important to me that everyone understands in order of operations multiplication is not before division it could just as easily be PEDMSA as PEMDAS

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

what’s the correct answer?

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

Who else thinks the writers and actors should get paid more if someone watched this 55 times?

[Paige Flottman @pefferfish2000]

@YhonnyPete @sannapeden @benedict_rs … his face is in both pictures?

[Paige Flottman @pefferfish2000]

It’s me I’m everyone

[Paige Flottman @pefferfish2000]

This was the last straw for everyone to become a Swiftie at once

[Paige Flottman @pefferfish2000]

I am screaming for my college to tell us what to expect from classes in less than two weeks

[Old account. Follow @RobMeyerson @RobGMeyerson]

Funny how people always say “avoid that like the plague” and then the plague shows up and millions of people do very little to avoid it.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

u think I’m annoying now? I did the morning announcements in high school

[Calla @CallaWalsh]

Seems like a good time to declare climate change a national emergency

[normal person @th0tcouture]

the “covid can’t stop me from living” mentality has...literally stopped people from living

[Paige Flottman @pefferfish2000]

This is a Texas Star and I will fight about it

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

what do y’all call this?