Parker Eller

[Parker Eller @peller13]

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[Parker Eller @peller13]

@DawgsandGolf @benny_bets33 @kclairerogers Yeah I figured that would be the case. I don’t know anyone who knows anyone with access. I wouldn’t be mad if you connect me with your family friend! 😅

[Parker Eller @peller13]

@USGA I’ve always wanted to see this play out. I’d set my o/u at 95.5 first time around (no chance out of that rough). Please count me in!

[Parker Eller @peller13]

@elonmusk hey I know I’m like way down the list but any chance I can get my Cybertruck soon? I’m sure I’m the only one asking. I don’t know what to offer a billionaire in return, but I’d give you a virtual high five or something.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I made an offer
https://t.co/VvreuPMeLu

[Parker Eller @peller13]

Life update: Very Good Friends won the intramural championship on Sunday night. I haven’t decided if 25-28 year old grad students beating undergrads is bullying or a bad look for them.

[Parker Eller @peller13]

@Kauffert @PellerPicks Not financial advice: that’s a poor financial decision

[Parker Eller @peller13]

@auponly @bitManna @BenYorke @WOOnetwork @ranyi1115 Would actually be a phenomenal marketing play for @WOOnetwork to sponsor a prominent college football player. @BenYorke… might want to get the ball rolling on a US platform first though 😢

[Parker Eller @peller13]

@lukecombs just watched the music video for Forever After All. It was our first dance song and the video brought back great memories of our special day. Thanks for such a great song.

[Parker Eller @peller13]

@ohcrapitspete @elleraustin Thanks Pete!

[Parker Eller @peller13]

@naturallight Iowa

[Parker Eller @peller13]

1) Refs didn’t cost the Chiefs the game.

2) Mahomes’ struggles don’t take away from his greatness. The unreal arm angles on a dime after running for his life were remarkable.

3) 3 key drops. Hill, Kelce, Williams.

4) 10+ key Chiefs mistakes, can’t think of any for TB.

[Parker Eller @peller13]

@elonmusk AMC 💎👐🏾🌚🚀???

[Parker Eller @peller13]

What percent of people put ranch on their pizza?

[Parker Eller @peller13]

@QuentinMendlik Bill said no

[Parker Eller @peller13]

I received my first dose of the COVID vaccine today. Side effects so far:

-Daydreams about Microsoft
-Urges to destroy my iPhone and buy a Samsung Galaxy
-Everyone now looks like Bill Gates
-Static noise when I am in places without reception

Other than that, it hasn’t been bad.

[Parker Eller @peller13]

@QuentinMendlik That will be $499.99. We also provide a payment plan for our XBox Series X & 2 years of Xbox Game Pass Ultimate at $34.99 per month for 24 months with 0% APR.

[Parker Eller @peller13]

Who’s your favorite large underdog to win outright this weekend?

[Parker Eller @peller13]

@elleraustin @WilliamHillIowa 1-800-BETSOFF