Pemberley Jones

Artist

[Angelo Carusone @GoAngelo]

1/ All I keep thinking about in this moment are all the horrible things that Rush Limbaugh did and said. Just flashes of them.

Like how following Trayvon Martin's death, he tried to convince people it was okay to say "n word" now as long as you ended with an "a" (and said it).

[Pemberley Jones @pemberleyjones]

@OpinionNothing My sister and I do Apple fitness dance workouts at the same time it’s fun! (Pandemic fun anyway lol)

[Pemberley Jones @pemberleyjones]

LED lighting. 😭

[Pemberley Jones @pemberleyjones]

@OpinionNothing You literally voted too hard I love it 😂❤️

[Clint Smith @ClintSmithIII]

It’s impossible to fully convey the rage I feel when I think about the fact that there are over 500 children who were stripped away from their parents at the border and now haven’t seen them in years. I look at my two kids, imagining if it were them, and I almost want to explode.

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

"Nonwhite voters are seven times more likely than white voters to wait in line for more than an hour to vote."

SEVEN times.

[Ady Barkan @AdyBarkan]

Thank you all for your kind messages! Privileged to say that I am home with Carl and @rachael_scar.

@JoeBiden, my invitation still stands. We may disagree, but if you want to be president, you'll have to have some hard conversations.

[Pemberley Jones @pemberleyjones]

@Ruby_DeSantiago @imsarahconley @dinafierro_ Gluten 😩

[Pemberley Jones @pemberleyjones]

@kea_giggles I have been laughing about this tweet since 9/7/19 and I thank you so much for it 😂

[Kayleigh Donaldson @Ceilidhann]

Since we're all still thinking about THAT Jennifer Lopez Versace dress, tell me what dress you consider to be truly iconic and culturally significant.

For me, there can be only one.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Twitter is like,

“Hey, guys. After 15 years of effort I’m finally releasing my life’s work. I’m so proud of it and hope you like it”
✨4 likes, 3 retweets✨

“Good thing manatees are in water cuz they look like they’d have a smelly ass”
✨124,729 likes, 78,987 retweets✨

[Owen Ellickson @onlxn]

truly the most embarrassing possible ending to a night-long wallet search

[Meg Stalter @megstalter]

OK this was insane but my agent wanted me to film a self tape audition and I didn't have time so I had an audience member read sides for me at my show. Here is my audition tape for "teen girl who gets sick from the sun" like and retweet

[Randall Otis @RandallOtisTV]

Toni Morrison published her first novel at 40. You have time. Your thing won’t be nearly as good but hey, that time though

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

If I die in a mass shooting I give you full permission to take my body, stuff it in a cannon, aim it at Mitch McConnell’s office and send my lifeless corpse sailing right through that motherfucker’s window

[Pemberley Jones @pemberleyjones]

I have now heated my coffee back up four times. 🤦🏻‍♀️