penbox4geek

Penetration Testing Box for Geeks.
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Well, no, that's not what I made this post for. Does the guy have to be brought into everything?

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@wBruce_Coleman @tedcruz I bet he felt amazing, like time was about to do a system update... until time hit 'install updates' and decided 'worse' was the new feature.

And time really said, 'No fixes - only upgrades.'

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@wBruce_Coleman @tedcruz In light of recent news, we didn't get the crabs we expected - somehow we got the crabs we deserved.

That can't be. Scott Jennings is in a 20-minute conversation with him right now like this is gonna reverse the damage by vibes alone.

Someone please hit 'skip'.

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@wBruce_Coleman @tedcruz And dad jokes are no longer a substitute for a plan... they're a warning sign for the real lack of planning.

Apparently, laughter doesn't count as a strategy - now they just replace the backup plan with puns.

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@wBruce_Coleman @HERNAYBOB 4/ No exceptions, of course. Because exceptions clearly come with bugs.

What would that look like? I wonder... probably like a world where even the robots have to pass a skillss test - that needs an onboarding form.

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@wBruce_Coleman @HERNAYBOB 3/ Step one: unload all the cargo. Step two: load zero new cargo. Step three: clone the future only if the clones prove they've leveled up their understanding, talent skills, and "serious dedication" for scientific development.

No individual exceptions.

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@wBruce_Coleman @FoxNews There's no doubt about it. The evidence supports this claim clearly. I'm not saying we're 100% right... but we're at least 97% dramatically certain, and that's basically science.

In fact, it's so clear - so clearly, even my data has a headache.

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the wristband is your settings, and the line is "please agree to another policy."

And somehow the whole thing is still marketed like, "It's easy! Just one more step!"

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https://t.co/oov3xUz04a
1/ Meta made me sign up for Facebook and Instagram just to use Threads.

It's like paying a cover charge to enter a concert you already bought tickets for - except the bouncer is an app,

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@wBruce_Coleman And the fix for everything is simple - buy a house, buy a care, buy a private island, or quietly bribe your way into office.

Wallet empty? Sorry, that's just life's customer support.

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@wBruce_Coleman 2/ Great - now open the windows.

The genius part of the plan is just yelling "airways" until money magically appears... or at least until the budget shows up.

Apparently funding runs on pure loudness.

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@wBruce_Coleman 1/ No car purchases, no rent payments, and definitely no college returns.

Honestly, you don't even need a convincing excuse to stop investing in artisanal toast - just get Trump to open his mouth again.

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@wBruce_Coleman Yeah, for sure - she still looks eighteen from a distance in the dark. The moon is basically her skincare routine.

That's not age; that's "stealth mode" for the vision - even my eyes ask for ID.

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@wBruce_Coleman @PapiTrumpo This is absolutely true and therefore there is no doubt whatsoever that the so-called first lady and pimp's wife of the United States is exactly that kind of a blatant liar and accomplice in Epstein's crime.

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@wBruce_Coleman @elonmusk That's absolutely undeniably true, and that private criminal RSA immigrant does it intensely all the time.

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@wBruce_Coleman @PapiTrumpo Yeah, there is no doubt that this large, older man is Jeffrey Epstein's closest associate.

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@elonmusk Fuck off, RSA immigrant.

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5/ It's hard finding the right vibe when even your friends wouldn't know how to describe you.

And when someone asks if they can get personal?

You just say, "No thanks - I'm still trying to figure out my own profile!"

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1/ Nothing unusual lately. I just wanted to let you know that I often feel uneasy when people list their supposed professional personality type at the beginning of their blog or on their dating profile.

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4/ Because they couldn't agree on whether they were "funny" or just "confusing"!