Bruce Coleman

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[Bruce Coleman @wBruce_Coleman]

- [ Angenehme reise MMXXIV - MMCDXXIV ] -
Was soll ich tun?
- Für immer freies und unabhängiges Vojvodina. Danke.
- Demokratische Republik Vojvodina.
- DRV durch Freude.
#insocietateangelorumlol
- fortgesetzt werden...
- CCXLII

[Bruce Coleman @wBruce_Coleman]

@MSN 2/ Even today, post-Communist authorities continue to deny that it happened.

I believe this reflects a new form of genocidal behavior.

Read it as referring to genocidal tendencies.

[Bruce Coleman @wBruce_Coleman]

@MSN 1/ I completely agree that genocide was committed in Srebrenica.

The events were documented in video recordings, which should have been presented as evidence in court, but the material was concealed from the public.

[Bruce Coleman @wBruce_Coleman]

@TIME She's gone forever and chose 'silent mode' permanently - okay, legend.

Unfortunately, her last message was 'offline forever.' Iconic. Rest in peace.

[Bruce Coleman @wBruce_Coleman]

@MichelleObama @BarackObama 2/ Ti auguro una giornata meravigliosa quanto lo sei tu e un anno pieno di successo, amore e felicità.

Buon compleanno!

[Bruce Coleman @wBruce_Coleman]

@MichelleObama @BarackObama 1/ Che l'anno che ti aspetta sia pieno di nuove opportunità brillanti, risate e ricordi cari - momenti dolci da condividere con le persone che ami.

Che tu possa trovare coraggio in ogni sfida, saggezza in ogni esperienza e una gioia infinita nelle cose più semplici.

[Bruce Coleman @wBruce_Coleman]

@mewe 2/ they vanish into the void like they've got better things to do.

So I'm here, doing the heroic task of selecting a group to finally see what's inside.

Truly a masterpiece of user experience - clearly the feed wants me to do extra steps for fun.

[Bruce Coleman @wBruce_Coleman]

@mewe 1/ Of course, the main feed mixes content from multiple groups - because why make it simple when we can play 'Which group did this post come from?'

Instead of showing selected group posts where they belong,

[Bruce Coleman @wBruce_Coleman]

@sharon23979417 @YouTube Grazie a tutti per la condivisione dei contenuti... ora l'argoritmo saprà chi incolpare.

Non vi preoccupate: io farò finta di leggere tutto.

Finalmente qualcuno ha cliccato - o almeno ci ha provato. Io ringrazio, l'attenzione evapora.

[Bruce Coleman @wBruce_Coleman]

@penbox4gee95309 @tedcruz 2/ So now we're just hoping for good fortune - because apparently "maintenance" has been downgraded to "prayer."

Good luck, everyone. If this is even possible, it's definitely not happening on a deadline.

[Bruce Coleman @wBruce_Coleman]

@penbox4gee95309 @tedcruz 1/ I agree - there are no repairs, only upgrades. I have no further comments, and there's nothing we can do about it... other than stare at it like that'll fix it.

[Bruce Coleman @wBruce_Coleman]

@penbox4gee95309 @tedcruz Time is "fake" - apparently consequences are optional. Don't worry, time will totally handle it... right?

Okay, okay, enough learning - time is really fake. Consequences don't exist... they're just buffering.

[Bruce Coleman @wBruce_Coleman]

@penbox4gee95309 @tedcruz Plot twist: suddenly turns out the only thing getting laid out is the punchline lineup - guess the daddy jokes couldn't handle the spotlight.

So the daddy jokes took the day off.

[Bruce Coleman @wBruce_Coleman]

@tedcruz 2/ Youth is the stage where a man claims he's 'just figuring things out' - while consistently running in the opposite direction of figuring anything out.

Run, youth, run - cue the awkward pause.

[Bruce Coleman @wBruce_Coleman]

@tedcruz 1/ A man's youth is restless throughout his life - always running, always on the run.

And his youth was always chasing an escape - he never stayed put.

[Bruce Coleman @wBruce_Coleman]

2/ or do they just push updates straight into a group chat and call it innovation?

Either way, the pattern feels less like progress and more like "congratulations, you're our real-life beta tester - let's see what breaks first."

[Bruce Coleman @wBruce_Coleman]

1/ La libertà di parola è protetta dalla legge.

My first and only step: I'm checking the brake systems, because today's agenda is: "make sure physics is still employed."

Meanwhile, I've got questions about Elon Musk and X - like, do they have a proper user manual,

[Bruce Coleman @wBruce_Coleman]

@penbox4gee95309 @HERNAYBOB 2/ or do they just push updates straight into a group chat and call it innovation?

Either way, the pattern feels less like progress and more like "congratulations, you're our real-life beta tester - let's see what breaks first."

[Bruce Coleman @wBruce_Coleman]

@penbox4gee95309 @HERNAYBOB 1/ My first and only step: I'm checking the brake systems, because today's agenda is: "make sure physics is still employed."

Meanwhile, I've got questions about Elon Musk and X - like, do they have a proper user manual,

[Bruce Coleman @wBruce_Coleman]

@HERNAYBOB What actually happened? Definitely not a glitch.

X administration removed it - mysteriously, magically, conveniently.

Shocking. X just 'politely' removed it.

[Bruce Coleman @wBruce_Coleman]

@HERNAYBOB So what happens when no one wants to be a farmer? Oh good, let's just rely on vibes. Nothing says 'stable food supply' like 'we'll figure it out.'

Super normal. Totally works.

Everyone panic - then immediately ask, 'Wait, who plants the stuff?' Like clockwork.

[Bruce Coleman @wBruce_Coleman]

@alifarhat79 2/ as if we've all just been waiting for that.

Maybe it's because we know so little and we ask so much - how dare we want answers, apparently.

[Bruce Coleman @wBruce_Coleman]

@alifarhat79 1/ Yes, of course. He suddenly starts blabbing out all those things like it's the most normal thing in the world, and then - bam - posts a notice on the wall with "further instructions,"