Mike Pence’s Fly

I’ve landed on lots of shit. But this is the smelliest.

[Mike Pence’s Fly @pence_fly]

@GOPLeader The irony of “preserve your documents” after both Trump AND the Secret Service intentionally destroyed/deleted/stole documents and texts…..it’s literally why we’re here.

[Just Jack @7Veritas4]

Who’s gonna tell him? 😳

[Lindsey Graham @LindseyGrahamSC]

If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

2015: "LOCK HER UP!"
2016: "LOCK HER UP!"
2017: "LOCK HER UP!"
2018: "LOCK HER UP!"
2019: "LOCK HER UP!"
2020: "LOCK HER UP!"
2021: "LOCK HER UP!"
2022: "LOCK HER UP!"
2023: *Trump gets arrested and indicted*

Hillary: 🤣

Republicans: "STOP SHE'S LAUGHING AT US!"

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

CNN: TRUMP INDICTED

MSNBC: TRUMP INDICTED

CSPAN: TRUMP INDICTED

The Weather Channel: TRUMP INDICTED

Fox News: is an egg a fruit or a vegetable?

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

BOOM, there it goes — congratulations to Donald Trump, four-time graduate of the University of Fuck Around and Find Out

[WeThePeople🇺🇸🇺🇸 @PrincessBravato]

Every single Trump property got a search warrant. Holy shit

[Mike Pence’s Fly @pence_fly]

Ha! Missed me. 🦗

[Mike Pence’s Fly @pence_fly]

Thanks for cooling me off on a hot day! But you can’t get rid of me that easily.
#pencefly #MikePence #hausofpetty

https://t.co/0XAbvYWybz

[Lola Gayle @LolaGayleC]

@BoltonMustach @ratemyskyperoom Have you checked with @pence_fly to see if this is a multipronged attack? 🤣

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Jack was nimble
Jack was quick
Jack indicted
That orange prick

[Victoria Brownworth @VABVOX]

OMG.
The grandparent of another contestant stopped the competition and demanded the girl's birth certificate. They also accused another girl. This is so f*d up.

Girl, 9, accused of being trans at Kelowna track meet https://t.co/NpOpMcmvIK

[Aaron Parnas @AaronParnas]

I guarantee you federal prosecutors are closely watching tonight's speech by Donald Trump. Everything he says can and will be used against him in a court of law.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

"accused of being trans"

This is where we are.

https://t.co/VDTYQFMxGl

[Hakeem Jeffries @RepJeffries]

President Biden did not order the arrest of anyone.

Stop lying to the American people.

[Tea Pain @TeaPainUSA]

MAGA has ruined America. https://t.co/aaB1ernRTb

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

Someone needs to explain to me why convicted felons who get released from prison are barred from voting but convicted felons who are IN PRISON can still RUN FOR PRESIDENT.

[Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins]

"A federal judge will allow E. Jean Carroll to amend her original defamation lawsuit against former President Donald Trump to include comments he made at a CNN town hall."
https://t.co/GZ5MkcyI3p

[Scott MacFarlane @MacFarlaneNews]

Judge Jonathan Goodman referred to Trump as “Former President Trump”…., Trump sat with arms folded and no expression on his face

[Mike Pence’s Fly @pence_fly]

@greta There’s still time to delete this.

[Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins]

“He’s voluntarily putting our country though this,” Christie says of Trump, arguing he wouldn’t have been indicted had he returned docs. He mocks him for calling them “my boxes.” “Did he forget he’s not the president anymore?…Everyone’s blaming the prosecutors. He did it.”