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@Fuckingmuggle1 Why on earth would you make a terrible decision like trying to make new friends as an adult?

Surely by now you’ve learned your lesson.

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@callmeMaharani Marriage: plummeting.
Birth rates: plummeting.
Good men dating: plummeting.

Single men happily living alone, enjoying their peace, quiet and money: rapidly increasing.

This doesn’t end well for your agenda. As men, we’ll happily sit back and patiently watch it dawn on you.

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@KieranT1000 It’s not that. The value of your portfolio is too low for that to make a big enough difference. I would focus on growth for the next few years if I were you.

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@rushicrypto It also showed everybody how much time we waste in an office making pointless small talk with people we dislike. It’s so much more enjoyable doing the washing, and tidying, before finishing the day with a clean house.

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@DearS_o_n For me it was simple. Climbed to a solid mid-level position. Made myself difficult to replace. Guaranteed pay rises, remote working, choose my own shifts, and left to do the job without anyone questioning me. Work smarter not harder.

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@amelia_tweetz The pandemic caused this. We’re only just beginning to recognise the scale of its impact. Many people still insist it wasn’t the cause because acknowledging it means confronting what they actually lived through. Denial is often easier. People have changed.

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@InvestingAddict You are down less than 1%. Which is not a bad week in the market, it is a normal week in the market.

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@robprogressive Why on earth would you punish yourself by eating a subway in the first place?

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@Essex_Patriot The Trojans felt sympathy for the Greeks, too. We all know how that ended.

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@JamieFinance25 The golden rule is to pay off debt first. Ignore the noise. Markets are volatile right now. If you want to get started, invest in a global index fund like VWRP, set up an automatic monthly contribution, and carry on focusing on the mortgage.

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@NoContextBrits Heat.

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@JGreenCrypto If you stick it in sensible world and growth index funds and leave it alone. Possible around £650k by 45. But nobody knows.

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@JoySam04 You need an OLED or Mini LED. You will not regret your decision.

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@Telegraph Now do one on the effects of the stress of living in the UK in 2026.

I’ll be calmly sipping my gin and tonic while I wait.

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@Joe_of_the_90 @but_cyclists Money.

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@MPelletierCIO Invest in the stock market. Pay into a good pension. Stop sacrificing your health for a workplace that doesn’t care about you. But live now, not just later. Tomorrow isn’t guaranteed, and neither is a retirement you’ll be fit enough to enjoy.

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@SoberWithConnor Looks like I touched a sober nerve.

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@SoberWithConnor I notice that everybody follows their sobriety post with “life sucks right now”. I’m sticking with the booze.

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@IndexAndForget You can still enjoy a bit of risk, an ASIA or SEMI etf can get quite spicy. You will just sleep better knowing it will recover unlike an individual trade.