Christopher Teague

An avid recumbent trike rider, with a will he/won't he relationship with publishing.

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@SBabadook64 @Conservatives @RishiSunak Or Two-Face.

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@kellydirector Welsh, but not fluent. Anything in particular?

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Is the UK going from Raac to Ruin?

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@SBabadook64 "How to bury a report on crumbling buildings during the Tory reign"?

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@SBabadook64 @Daily_Express @carolvorders Blue passports!!!!!!

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@SBabadook64 Rees-Mogg looks like a dodgy lawyer!

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@SBabadook64 @MelJStride @Conservatives @DWPgovuk Meanwhile the companies that were contracted by the DWP to assess these people have record profits.

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@SBabadook64 A match made in Shit Heaven.

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@SBabadook64 Nads will back him up on her knees.

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@SBabadook64 @BorisJohnson #tubbyhitler

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@SBabadook64 @BBCNews Bit unfair on the orangutan. Ook.

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@SBabadook64 Hissy fit!

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@SBabadook64 @Jacob_Rees_Mogg Is this why @NadineDorries has stepped down, one huge hissy fit for years of steadfast devotion?

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@SBabadook64 But, but, but.... blue passports, sunlit uplands!

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@SBabadook64 @Jeremy_Hunt @Conservatives @KGeorgieva 'Mike': that's his new nickname.

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@Jeremy_Hunt @KGeorgieva What are you smoking, Mike?

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@Tesco I hope this repair at Maesteg, South Wales to the broken manhole cover is fixed soon: the bolts are coming loose.

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@SBabadook64 Eeek!

[Jim Bob @mrjimBob]

WATCH the video for ‘SEBASTIAN’S GONE ON A RIDEALONG’, the second single from my new album, featuring Jacob Rees-Mogg in his first dramatic starring role as Sebastian. WARNING: This song features what the BBC call VERY strong language. Which means the C word. Share! x

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@bbceurovision Mel, shut the eff up!