shortie

20 she/her

[Stephen Miller @Hogfather61]

This is about the only way I can keep from sucking a cock!! Woof!!

[shortie @penelopence]

@rxyurii gurl you shouldnt have to apologise for this ll if someone is already feeling entitled to your time then they are likely not worth talking to tbh-

[ninka @metro460]

awwww they’re all cuddling!

[erin 🏳️‍⚧️ @Kibblesornah]

I just think she's neat :)

[shortie @penelopence]

@SpooKySpheeKy evil. how could you. jk this is one of the very few cases ai is fine tbh ai has been used for this for so long now too lol its never been a problem its generative ai that is the problem

[kiki! 🐇 @realyfeunicorn]

befriended my nonbinary lab partner today by complimenting their horror sans undertale pin

[crimson quarry @crimsonquarry]

hell yeah dude. 2026. literally nothing works. email’s down. no flights can take off anywhere. casual lunch is $20. gas is like $4. there’s protein in pasta now. usc-indiana is a conference game. hell yeah dude. 2026.

[Lien @Jacksonsrule]

Fun fact: Minimum Wage would need to be at
$43.00 an hour today to match your grandparents cost of living Don't be so hard on yourself. This country has failed you.

[🥚ࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨ @cubistcastle2]

People speeding up videos and turning them into gifs is proof that silent films were peak comedy

[mat ★ @blackoutmat]

quando me pedem um conselho mas eu sou o amigo que apoia divórcio, aborto, cortar laços com a família, homossexualidade, outras religiões, se demitir etc

[Pansexual Abrams @MenLuvr1738]

"Never confess your feelings you'll just shoot yourself in the foot" the entire point of love is being open and vulnerable. You have to be ready to take rejection like a normal human being. There is no love without vulnerability. Take the hurt and grow as a person from it.

[angel @fruitx2777]

night talk 5-8

[Riċ @ricblurs]

clingy girls are the closest thing we have to angels

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Abdul El Sayed isn't even sworn in yet and he's already trolling the whole administration into giving us universal healthcare.

I fucking love this guy! 💀

[taffy 𝜗ৎ @_tinytaffy]

why are sex toys locked up like hey 53 year old male employee can you unlock the ribbed vibrating bullet with 5 shocking settings?? yeah ur holding something that’s gonna up my pussy later. awesome thanks.

[ゆゆ @__ikill_yo]

付き合ってから、「この時どう思ってたの？」って付き合う前の気持ちの答え合わせをする時間、楽しすぎる

[Dr. Abdul El-Sayed @AbdulElSayed]

I don't really care what it's called. I want people to have guaranteed healthcare in this country. This is one of the most important things we can do to both address affordability and make it easier to see a doctor.