kris

I'm a human that vibes! ahhhhhhhhhhh

[kris @penguingoquack]

bruh, I need a nap

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

To avoid crowds, visit areas that are less crowded.

[kris @penguingoquack]

Get yourself a cute ADHD gamer boyfriend with a special interest in cute animals. Every month is full of new cute animal facts 🥰😍

[kris @penguingoquack]

"You wouldn't grope ur homie unless he asked you to" -Liam
Treat women like u treat ur homies, with respect
#RespectWomen #BelieveWomen #MeToo

[crazy ass moments in american politics @ampol_moment]

SCOTUS case Nix v. Hedden

The Supreme Court declares that tomatoes are vegetables. (1893)

[kris @penguingoquack]

@tonyisacooldude "the talk" ಠ_ʖಠ

[kris @penguingoquack]

@Lumberjxxk NEEED

[Paul Ryan @paulrobertryan]

Giant Pokemon Center Spheal plush!

[ryan kahl @IdiotRyanKahl]

If you are having a bad day, open this.

[katie kadue @kukukadoo]

you are not “getting railed in a sundress” this summer. this is america. there is no functioning rail system to speak of

[kris @penguingoquack]

I am the one in the chip bag 😎
shhhh I'm eating instead of socializing.

[Cake 🍰 @roundntalented]

@IsopodBot Some friends who were also invited to dinner >u>

[kris @penguingoquack]

"I wish I was a capybara"
-Liam

[kris @penguingoquack]

I deserve a sticker when I get a bill in the mail

[kris @penguingoquack]

@tonyisacooldude omg, is this u?

[kris @penguingoquack]

He needs therapy

[kris @penguingoquack]

@tonyisacooldude that makes u a sad cat dude. but girls like cats, so if u actually love ur cat, u might have a chance

[kris @penguingoquack]

nothing in the world will ever top:
hot guys with cats 🥹🐱

[kris @penguingoquack]

both me and my bf's taste in memes
combined in one video:

[kris @penguingoquack]

I'm procrastinating on figuring out what I'm procrastinating on

[kris @penguingoquack]

@Lumberjxxk @FaithErrors 😍 I'm watching this shit

[kris @penguingoquack]

@Lumberjxxk *eats popcorn* mmmmm