christopher wood

Father to the best girls in the world. Fond of good books, nice people. And science.

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@atrupar Guarantee he knows firsthand.

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@JameyEisenberg What would you say is your favorite movie of your cousin's?

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@allinkid Amen

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@FFGUTCHECK @allinkid Crazy thing is, if you gave Saquon all 11 of Hurts' rushing TDs, he'd still have fewer than LT's 311. Dude was an alien.

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@FFHitman @dsimon724 If you'd gone Andrew Beckett (Philadelphia) instead of Carl Hanratty, I coulda fully gotten behind you (especially with the excellent pull of David S. Pumpkins)

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@aisurgen Does your reading comprehension not allow for both?

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@adamrank @timecaptales Is this Hester’s SB runback? Same

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@JayCo3000 No, you didn't. You started spewing nonsense out of thin air, and then your dumbass "suspicious" comment continued that line.

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@LateRoundQB @JayCo3000 Where did JJ ever say he "found this other service, just by chance"? He's simply saying, "Hey, I notice some of you are heading over there. I'm there, too, FYI. In case you want to keep getting my content." What the actual f@ck is wrong with that?

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@franklinleonard Followed and followed.
I’ve been sticking around this hell hole solely because of tweetdeck and its ability to control my feeds, but I’ve got to rip the bandaid off …

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@pattonoswalt I, too, always fluff my corndogs before fellating them.

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@timecaptales Die?

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@jasonmoore Not the first time Carr’s put him in a dangerous position

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@ASFleischman That takes care of 11 seconds. What else did he do?

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@jeffjarvis It sounds stationary…

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Damnit, @FFHitman. I was reading @MatthewBerryTMR's Love/Hate and when I got to Baker Mayfield in the QB loves a laser sound effect goes off in my head.

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Beef

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@franklinleonard I'm sure the request came from the couch.

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@willw It looks fantastic. Don't understand the beef.

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@JOEL9ONE Hard not to root for this guy.