Penile Jones

be very cryptic. for at night leeches lurk!

[Penile Jones @penilejones]

@AviFelman @beniduboss Also I once got to use his shower (pause) while my home had no hot water. He is unaware of this fact though.

[Penile Jones @penilejones]

@AviFelman @beniduboss He did give like $125M to museum of science and industry and some other sizeable ones to U Chicago and other Chicago institutions before he left for Florida. Can't say I am a fan of everything he does, but credit where it is due there.

[Penile Jones @penilejones]

@uncledoomer Humans like to race. And perhaps even moreso, they like to add dangerous and unnecessary obstacles. Alley-catting is perhaps the purest form of this

[Penile Jones @penilejones]

@hiAndrewQuinn @DanielConlin6 cleaning person deals with it

[Penile Jones @penilejones]

@Darren__ODell I think it means you have a lot more art to check out

[Penile Jones @penilejones]

Heist movie but its just guys spending like two years working their way up through southwest ground control to finally place a big bet and delay the hell out of a flight

[Adjacent @adjacent___]

AIRPORTDELAY from @Kalshi has been filed. They already have markets listed for individual airports, this is broader in scope and would allow for any airport along with

- being based on % of total flights vs. number of flights
- two source agencies for settlement, primary is @FlightAware and secondary is Bureau of Transportation Statistics (BTS) making for more robust settlement criteria

https://t.co/89bItflUBE

[Penile Jones @penilejones]

@klmzu u don't even have a house bro

[Penile Jones @penilejones]

@nikitabier @boneGPT @RightofOffense @jrwtyndall @dieworkwear Fuck…

[Penile Jones @penilejones]

@signulll I wonder what their stats on users who repost are. It's my one boomer trait, accidentally hit it all the time and then my fiancée is like wtf are you reposting on IG

[Penile Jones @penilejones]

@HackmaGee33956 @credenzaclear2 idk, he has a great bit about finding beauty in the mundane https://t.co/GKne85DcCi

[Audrey Horne Updates and Rumors @credenzaclear2]

wait this is sooooo depressing.. watching a man visibly age out of midlife into an elderly curmudgeon desperate for laughs.. rly lays bare some hidden truth of life, that it is much more becoming for people to soften over time.

[Penile Jones @penilejones]

@Faj1791 I fail to see why this matters

[Penile Jones @penilejones]

@michaelmiraflor Unfortunate, as this used to be a good follow. Idk what they have been on recently though

[Penile Jones @penilejones]

@HellenicVibes Bet you are feeling real dumb right now...

[Penile Jones @penilejones]

@Pretentiousfoid My dad is in real estate, and in the early 2000's Victoria's Secret was like the grail shopping center tenant. He used to take me there when I was like 9 to check in on the foot traffic. Always got some confused looks from shoppers.

[Penile Jones @penilejones]

@burner1729484 @SavLovesSwift All a diabetic does is artificially increase their insulin to regulate blood sugar, totally pathetic of them to encourage that

[Penile Jones @penilejones]

@AndyBremmen I think these doors are wide open for him without posting on Twitter. He is certainly one call away from talking to any club he wants, and word surely would travel fast about his interest.

[Penile Jones @penilejones]

@maxmarchione Why would we not know more about drugs that have been around far longer, used by large swaths of people and have medical history and are still used in medical settings in some cases?

[Penile Jones @penilejones]

@nstlgiaxpress You can also just do what you enjoy and not focus on status symbols

[Penile Jones @penilejones]

@signulll Penile Jones

[Penile Jones @penilejones]

@signulll Agree, but I don’t think this anything particularly new or driven by online culture. This has kind of been the dominant recreational activity amongst a certain strata for decades.