Jim PenisHaver

Voted Hardest to read Tweets 2011 also Most domesticated Penis 2009

[:•) @claytatum]

Martin Scorsese’s Casino was released exactly one day ago #movies

[wint @dril]

you can disaggrree with Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislane Maxwells politics while still hanging out with them in photographs. Its totally fine

[funt @funticles_]

how it feels to kill people

[funt @funticles_]

Joining a zoom call naked from the waste down but with a shirt and tie on top except my Cock and Taters are still visible because i'm hanging by my tie from the ceiling fan

[funt @funticles_]

#Lads do you wear your bikini bottoms with the meat taped up in your gooch, or with the schlong and boys spilling Heedlessly out the sides⁉️

[lola @lolaisinhell]

Walks into my room:“Wait a minute - why is there camels mating in here?”

[Jim PenisHaver @penis_buttler]

Barbie Would have a super big Hairy pussy if it weren’t for cancel culture

[Jim PenisHaver @penis_buttler]

I tweeted This at 5:14 AM

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In the middle Of a heated rap Battle one time I meant to say ‘The Opps? Wrecked ‘em!” But I got the tonality wrong so it instead sounded Like “The Opps Rectum” and let me tell you, My opponent sure had a real Hay day and I proceeded to be Slaughtered lyrically

[wint @dril]

my dick and ass hole are low key sticking out of my shorts

[Jim PenisHaver @penis_buttler]

Twitter: Um, I didn’t Expect the ZODIAC killer Reveal to be on my 2021 bingo card 😱

Me: I’m Getting sucked off In a painful and violent way

[Jim PenisHaver @penis_buttler]

My Life A Daguerreotype 💯📸

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@jarrettlane1

[Jim PenisHaver @penis_buttler]

*mafia meeting* Well say, sounds about Like this Elon Munk guy needs to put the wax On his dame, cause she’s acting like a real wet Hen!

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I Can’t Never Sleep In Cus They Start Hating Early Asl 💯

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Just got evicted for Being a little stinker ;]

[Jim PenisHaver @penis_buttler]

sitting in my car, listening to Epic Sad music, in my feels. My hot girlfriend looks over at me And asks “ what’s Wrong babe?” I glance at the floor and Then up at her and Say “Nothin babe, my Boss has just been really Porking me at work. He’s been up in my hams with his beef”

[Organza 💋 @coolsexytweeter]

#OrganzaTweetsMetGala I look up close at Prank ocean’s baby; i don’t think he is even real 😐

[Organza 💋 @coolsexytweeter]

Doing crazy shit to the mons pubis

[Jim PenisHaver @penis_buttler]

Guys. Gandmas In the Hospial