PenniLane

Existential crisis on legs. She/Her
I can't go on, I'll go on.

[PenniLane @pennilane]

@TravisBand some Dude named Travis Clarke decided to upload a song to Spotify (and prob elsewhere) under the name Travis and it is now on your Spotify as if it is yours. It's not a bad song, but it's definitely not your song. You might want to talk to someone.

[PenniLane @pennilane]

@Jay_Behan

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

When I was in high school and college, my best friends all loved Phish. Phish was playing all the time. Every road trip was nonstop Phish. And I hated it. I hated Phish. And I still hate Phish. Anyway, tonight I’m going to a Phish show.

[PenniLane @pennilane]

I doubt this will ever be useful to anyone, but I can say with confidence that freeze dried apples and goldfish crackers pair quite nicely.

[PenniLane @pennilane]

@chocoTaco Mary will not stay out of trouble.

[PenniLane @pennilane]

@equestentialism What can I say, this is simply the best platform for yelling into the void.

[PenniLane @pennilane]

How did my brain go from singing the OG Mickey Mouse Club theme song to that one Milli Vanilli song in less than 10 minutes?

[PenniLane @pennilane]

@equestentialism Sylvan Esso wants you to stop

[PenniLane @pennilane]

This is magnificent. On SO MANY LEVELS.

[Little Tunny 🐌🤝🧂 @itslittletunny]

“I’m Aways Jumping Thru Virtual Hoops”

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

This one started on Twitter so it only makes sense to bring it back...

feat. @alex_engelberg

[PenniLane @pennilane]

@Jay_Behan lol, I listened to it like 7 hours ago... but thanks for reminding me to listen to it again 😆

[PenniLane @pennilane]

the trash truck just woke up my baby and neither one of us is pleased about it.

[PenniLane @pennilane]

TFW your @andrewbirdmusic merch finally fits 😍😂
This was the first piece of clothing I bought for her, and I bought it after I got refunded for my Andrew Bird concert tickets for summer 2020. https://t.co/VStJAGJch1

[PenniLane @pennilane]

I'm currently standing in a sunny window trying to get warm. If I had no shame I'd be curled up in my kitchen window like a cat.

[PenniLane @pennilane]

@WhoresofYore Does @trixiemattel know about this?

[PenniLane @pennilane]

With just a little bit of cream... I wish it weren't gone already 😭

[PenniLane @pennilane]

It's 6 AM on a Sunday and I want to text my friends about how good my cup of tea is. I'm not sure which is getting to me more, quarantine or motherhood.

[PenniLane @pennilane]

@ColleenB123 Me to my 7 month old 2.5 hours ago. She did not.

[Vulture @vulture]

Just hours into his presidency, Joe Biden has reunited New Radicals for the first time in over two decades https://t.co/4jqVUbTDJa

[Clare Foran @ckmarie]

This is the first time the US Capitol has been breached since the British attacked and burned the building in August of 1814, during the war of 1812, according to Samuel Holliday, director of scholarship and operations with the US Capitol Historical Society @PeterNickeas reports