Kriti Mishra

Here, because people don't like me much in real life.
Follow the link below for exotic and breathtaking pictures!

[Kavya Mukhija @KavyaMukhija]

In April 2022, I got Covid and was hospitalised. When we claimed the insurance, the policy for the entire family was discontinued.

Why? Because of my congenital disability.

Here's what happened. A thread.

[Kriti Mishra @pensivewoolly]

I love how agencies are totally fine with people being high at work 🔥
#marketing #advertising #agencylife @Social_Samosa @MadOMarketing @adswithbenefits @SDissect

[Kriti Mishra @pensivewoolly]

"I don't think this call needs to be recorded"
Corporate version of dekh kar delete kar dena.

#MEMES #Corporate #workmemes #officememes #workhumor #officehumor
@omfwt @official_iml @theindianidiot @BuzzFeedIndia

[Kriti Mishra @pensivewoolly]

A moment of silence for those who "fell sick" today and wasted a leave.

#INDvENG #WorldCup2022 #T20worldcup22 #India #England #BCCI #teamindia @Social_Samosa @MadOMarketing

[Kriti Mishra @pensivewoolly]

Agar teams jese app mein bhi itna confidence h k wo tumse puch skta h, "Do you like me?" Toh tum apni crush se ye sawal toh kar hi skte ho.

#officememes #workmemes @Social_Samosa @MadOMarketing

[Kavya Mukhija @KavyaMukhija]

I'm at @WorldTradePark. I asked the guards for accessible parking. They tried dodging the question and said they'll arrange for a parking near the lift. But there was no accessible parking. Instead, parking was well reserved for the staff (see photo).

[Kriti Mishra @pensivewoolly]

Monday means saying a lot of "I'm on it" for things you absolutely don't want to be on.
#mondaythoughts #mondayblues #MondayMorning

[Kriti Mishra @pensivewoolly]

We get you @WhatsApp... Everyone deserves a break after Diwali night ;)

#whatsappdown @Social_Samosa @MadOMarketing

[Kriti Mishra @pensivewoolly]

This was the only way to put a pause on forwarded Diwali greetings.

@WhatsApp #whatsappdown @Social_Samosa @MadOMarketing

[Kriti Mishra @pensivewoolly]

The client is a 10 but sends new briefs on Friday.

#hesa10 #hesa10but #AgencyLife

[Social Samosa @Social_Samosa]

The Client is a 10 but still can’t give approvals on time 🥲

[Kriti Mishra @pensivewoolly]

I wished my mother a happy Valentine's Day telling her that she is my one and only valentine and she said, "Is saal bhi nahi mila na koi beta"

#ValentinesDay2022 #HappyValentinesDay #HappyValentinesDay2022 #ValentinesDay

[Kriti Mishra @pensivewoolly]

जंजीरें क्रांति को कैद नहीं करतीं,
उन्मुक्त करती हैं।
#HijabRow #HijabIsFundamentalRight #HijabIsIndividualRight #Hijab

[Kriti Mishra @pensivewoolly]

@honeytech 😂😂😂

[Kriti Mishra @pensivewoolly]

@theprernaa

[Kriti Mishra @pensivewoolly]

Every #facebookdown #instagramdown and #whatsappdown is a free marketing campaign for #meanwhiletwiter
@Social_Samosa

[aayushi arora @iamaayushii]

My question is how could he open the door without my permission and why didn’t he call me first? What would he have done if no one would have been inside? @BOX8_in

[aayushi arora @iamaayushii]

Your valet, with no knowledge of my presence inside opened the door from outside. He was shocked to see me inside and ultimately just delivered the meal and went @BOX8_in

[aayushi arora @iamaayushii]

@BOX8_in

Hello, I wanna raise a complaint regarding a rider named Rajesh Kumar. I just ordered a meal from your Gurgaon outlet. In the meanwhile my mom had to step out for some work and she bolted the door from outside while I was still in.

[Kriti Mishra @pensivewoolly]

The A in MBA stands for aaj nahi soge tum.
#MBA #MBALife

[Kriti Mishra @pensivewoolly]

Why do fathers think we only call them when we need money? We also call them to ask where mom is.
#FathersDay #FathersDay2021