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petra - 24 - she/her - nsfw 🔞🏳️‍⚧️

[hot breakdown haver @pentakayIe]

the thing that loved you isn't even in here anymore, and trust me, I miss it as much as I miss you.

[President Bizy 🐭👌🏿✝️🇺🇸 @Anthrocon @bizyMouse]

@ofreacharound @lordvictor Cars are $75,000 now because they need to use that glycol for the data center instead

[hot breakdown haver @pentakayIe]

Literally me

[brian @brianonhere]

state building permit reviewer just called to see if *i* could compress *his* file small enough so that *he* could send it to *me* ????

[naw* 🪭 @NawItsMaestro]

@ybglychee i got jugged

[naw* 🪭 @NawItsMaestro]

zebbed a burger and forgot to open the container till i got home and bossman sleight of hand mogged me

[Shadow Wizard Tranny Gang @eveisthebastard]

were rhodesians legally required to wear these gay ass shorts or did they all just decide to

[Trey the Explainer @Trey_Explainer]

update: if you annoy the right people the Danish government will just email you a pdf scan of a document that has effectively been lost for almost 100 years

[im berry🫐 @berry_gatherer]

My god

[jun3bu6 @juniebeatsjones]

asking for lamb faggots at the welsh restaurant and they bring out a very bashful sheepgirl

[⋆𝑧𝑠𝑜𝑓𝑖𝑎⋆ @zsopiinha]

conheço pelo menos umas 15 lesbicas que se amarram numa pica

[Arikari @AriKariTV]

My waist must look good today cause everyone at the gym was looking at it!!! 🏳️‍⚧️

[ethel cainhurst † @durendoll]

every so often someone will come to this bar, see like 50 tgirls wall-to-wall and the. soft back out

[Sofia ''Buff Girlfriend'' @sofiabuffgf]

ok one more

[Sofia ''Buff Girlfriend'' @sofiabuffgf]

you get one bulge pic

[Space ☆ Bruce @spacebruce]

@Kareshy_Altah One second, the voles are back

[Kareshy 💘🌹🔥❌𓆩♡𓆪 @Kareshy_Oruta]

@spacebruce 'Oh, sorry, hold on a moment the corrugated metal I put together for this shack just came loose again'

[JoCat @JoCat105]

chat have I made it?

[Blancair @BlancairPosting]

nobody is into somnophilia anymore

because of woke

[paigeroo @heckinpaigerino]

how do I get myself invited to those house parties where I get passed around by women