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[Alt Right España 𝕏 @AltRightEspan]

Todo lo bueno que le pase en la vida a Cucurella es merecidísimo.

[LO + @SuperViiral]

Ya decía yo que el baile de Cucurella anoche me sonaba de algo

[Peter Mallouk @PeterMallouk]

I found this very interesting. Percentage of adults living in their birth state.

[Alvin @Alvin1492840]

Marriott is quietly hoping you never learn how their loyalty program actually works.

I did.

There's $1,800/year in free upgrades, free nights, and hidden rate codes sitting inside the same Bonvoy account most guests use for nothing except checking in.

One woman sent a single email before her stay. Marriott upgraded her to a $3,000 suite. For free.

Most guests book on Expedia, check in, check out, and never touch the 9 features Marriott buries behind the login screen.

Here's the full playbook 🧵

[Chef José Andrés 🕊️🥘🍳 @chefjoseandres]

Si estás en Atlanta? Para desayunar? @atl_breakfast lleno de aficionados @SEFutbol @spain @little_spain @jaleo esperando al partido con ansia! Fried Chicken and Waffles….

[Lamine Yamal Out Of Context @LamineYamalOoc]

Lamine Yamal 🆚 Saudi Arabia

[Scott Friedman 🎟️ @ScottFriedman3]

🚨 Of the 104 games in the @FIFAWorldCup….

- 10 have seen ticket price increases in last 30 days on secondary exchanges, with the biggest % increase being ONLY at 13% currently.

- 94 games have seen ticket price decreases.

- 19 games have dropped 30% or more.

- 7 games have plummeted more than 50%

ℹ️https://t.co/pgXVYASxh1 via @kapkap42

[Certified Hoodie Thief 🏁 Ms 1/11 🎂 @KryssyLaReina]

8 year old me outside my mama’s room to tell her I lost my jacket at school:

[Lauren. @LMac_1326]

Me outside of my moms room at 9pm to tell her I need a poster board for tomorrow:

[Ashvin Gandhi @ashdgandhi]

If any good lawyer is interested, I’m glad to represent the class. I think there’s a 0% chance any jury will agree that secretly drawing in a non-uniform way is acceptable or reasonably anticipated by purchasers.

[Joey @JoeyMulinaro]

Talking to your wife like she’s a caller on sports talk radio and you’re the host

[PoolGenius @PoolGenius]

ONLY 6 TEAMS FIT THE NCAA CHAMP FORMULA 🏆

One is a projected No. 7 seed 👀

15 of last 18 champs have checked all boxes (per @TeamRankings):

🔹 Top 33 offensive efficiency
🔹 Top 66 defensive efficiency
🔹 Top 23 strength of schedule

The 6 teams that qualify 👇

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Visiting your low-effort family is confusing.

They always want you to visit, but once you're there they're distracted.

How To Deal With A Low Effort Family:

[Brian Roemmele @BrianRoemmele]

In the 1980s many were certain summer skiing would become a thing.

[kennyparker @pentkaller]

@MarriottBonvoy hello , tried to check in to the Palace Hotel in San Francisco 7 hours ago and they said they would call when the room is ready , are there any updates?

[San Francisco Department of Emergency Management @SF_emergency]

A large power outage is impacting San Francisco - only call 9-1-1 for life safety emergencies, avoid non-essential travel, treat down traffic signals as four way stops, keep refrigerator and freezer doors closed, and turn off major appliances to prevent surges. Never use gas stoves, grills, or generators indoors due to carbon monoxide risks. More safety tips at https://t.co/uSgWhL5W2y and updates from PG&E at https://t.co/oe4Qmay56M

[The KickAround @TheKickAround]

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[Anticommie @QueenAnticommie]

Top dad noises lol

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

What is the point of that many piercings?!