🎃👻🌚 Halloween Baby 🌚👻🎃

Ask me about the puzzle I'm working on
🩸In an immortal blood pact with @jeffenstien🩸

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Like this tweet please and thank you

[Kiana Mai 🌹 @kianamaiart]

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[False Knees @FalseKnees]

Kneesvember Day 4

[rayne @trayne_wreck]

This was really difficult to write. I wrote it to Jewish people who disagree with me about Israel - if somehow you still follow me at this point, I hope I've earned enough goodwill to ask you this. I'm going to turn off replies, and please just take some time to think on it.🧵

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@AngryBlackLady Shit
Outta luck

[Sam Sykes @SamSykesSwears]

Good morning.

[🎃👻🌚 Halloween Baby 🌚👻🎃 @peopleaskingwhy]

@dos14_ @mischiefanimals Get better lid clips for your snakes terrarium

[Sam 👁️ @SamtheNightOwl]

the extreme car dependency that characterizes life in most parts of america is almost certainly a large contributing factor to most people's difficulty in making new friends after college. sounds crazy, but it's true. and it sucks. a lot

[🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ＞∿＜ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal]

Speaking as a suburban white guy raised evangecal the first time you have good naan and curry is the moment you realize you were birthed of a failed civilization

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@james_blue_cat I work at a credit union and this happens about once a week to elderly people.

[morally ambiguous @bigrockboy]

found out that human bodies suck because we are working with parts passed down from fish. as fucked up as whale evolution is they were right to go back into the water. I'm sure their backs don't hurt from fighting gravity all day

[Sam 👁️ @SamtheNightOwl]

there's actually scientific evidence that using corporal punishment against children makes them much more likely to engage in domestic violence against their future romantic partners. why do you think so many abusers are like that

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

He interrupted their business deal. https://t.co/NHVdF6vIxx

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Jeff, out of context.

"I love you so much honey, but you are NOT a Mass Effect Veteran."

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@okelay @MollyKateBritt1 @gothspiderbitch That would be kinda cute actually

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@reduced2ablurb @lovedoveclarke And a huge hydrohomie

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@reduced2ablurb @lovedoveclarke So many people could save money and be healthier if they just ate more nuts and beans and drank more water.

[yedoye @yedoye_]

could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to capri sun my legs all summer