Pepe Simón

[Kige @CoffeeCriollo]

@TaLuegoGente Lo único malo de este mundial.

[M ⌖ ÆON @YUNGSADISTlC]

and for my next trick, I will persevere out of pure fucking spite.

[Don0vanSatuRnius @DSaturnius]

@2010MisterChip

[mari @fcmareee]

when i say im a patient hater this is what i mean https://t.co/D3khubBJRh

[augusto @chidoguan]

Yo tampoco sentía el ambiente mundialista, pero anoche fui visitado por tres fantasmas: el de los mundiales pasados, el de los presentes y el de los futuros y me enseñaron que el verdadero significado del mundial es que chingue a su madre el america

[Codie Sanchez @Codie_Sanchez]

I think about this often.

“Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.” - Lombardi

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Major cheat code in life: A decision made fast and corrected later beats a perfect decision made too late. Most people overthink because they're scared of being wrong. The people who move fastest aren't smarter. They're just less afraid of adjusting. Decide. Then adjust.

[Alice Smith @TheAliceSmith]

The Oppenheimer film wasn’t entertaining, historically informative, or memorable.

It felt like one of those films you were supposed to say was brilliant because that’s what everyone else said.

[Alex Yablon @AlexYablon]

LLMs will always sound like millennials because no subsequent generation will be literate enough to produce much training text

[Ƶ @archibaldxiv]

rock bottom is actually a trampoline

[gaurav @gaxrav]

adulting is basically arriving at the same truths as your father, but from first principles.

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

Germans: Why are these grenades so accurate?
Americans on a Tuesday.

[Mikael @BacardiCapital]

So called "free thinkers" when I suggest a 3 martini lunch

[Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom]

There are too many emails. Too many texts. Too many accounts. Too many logins. Too many apps. Too many rewards programs. Too many fundraisers. Too many appointments. Too many virtual meetings. Too many newsletters. Too many forms. Too many social media platforms. My brain hurts.

[ieva @mourninglambs]

Just remembered I gain nothing from hating myself and lose everything if I do

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. Go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple $9.99. Subscriptions. Subscription. Overdraft. Laundry. Fold. Text. Text. Text. Clean the house. “I haven’t seen you in a while.” Doctors appoinment. Hair appoinment. Nail appointment. RENT. WAR! GOVERNMENT! POLITICS! THE PRESIDENT!!

[DudesOnDudes @DudesOnDudesPod]

The most locked in a single human being has ever been

[Daniel Tabi - Qualified Outreach @danieltabileads]

must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must read

[Raúl Conte @raulcontev]

De verdad resumió 4 años de terapia en 60 segundos.

[Shuga @shuga_vibes]

Que momento espiritual cuando salís a comer solo de noche en otro país