audrey kuykkea

I dunno...I like to smell nice. (she/her) 🛋

[audrey kuykkea @peppersong]

No, sir. I do not bite my thumb at you , sir, but I bite my thumb, sir.

[audrey kuykkea @peppersong]

@captainstardust @huntergraybeal Do you wanna go to brunch and talk? I have a feeling somethings are seriously bothering you because I know you don’t take my tweets personally when I don’t mention anything that has anything to do with you...I’m concerned.
What’s wrong?

[audrey kuykkea @peppersong]

The university offers an MFA in Jewelry Making, yet not an MFA in performance art of any kind.
JUST sculptures. And jewelry.
Really.
An MFA?

[audrey kuykkea @peppersong]

@captainstardust @huntergraybeal Friends who work there? Like me? I work there.
I didn’t insult; I complained. It CAN’T be convenient for me to get the MFA I want.
I don’t believe pple have “lesser” degrees.
This was definitely not a diss at you.
I don’t even know what your degrees are nor does it matter to me.

[audrey kuykkea @peppersong]

@alyssalimp I’ve never found more reasons to be self conscious about my face and how I talk.
“So thaaaaaaats...ok. No, I know why I’m single.”

[audrey kuykkea @peppersong]

@captainstardust @huntergraybeal If we were in a restaurant:
A: They have chikn nugs & not pizza? They just got a brick oven!
E: Chikn nugs are a valid meal.
A: Yeah, but I want pizza.
E: Don’t devalue nugs. They also have flatbread.
A: I’d like Brick oven pizza.
E: This is what they offer.
A: *goes elsewhere*

[audrey kuykkea @peppersong]

@captainstardust @huntergraybeal 4) I can be a salty as I like on my own Twitter.

[audrey kuykkea @peppersong]

@captainstardust @huntergraybeal 3) don’t say “sorry” when you’re not sorry

[audrey kuykkea @peppersong]

@captainstardust @huntergraybeal 1) read it as belittling if you want. I’m not saying jewelry making is not a valid art form. I happen to be wearing earrings at this moment.

[audrey kuykkea @peppersong]

@captainstardust @huntergraybeal I’m specifically looking for an MFA in performing arts.
They do offer masters in a series of things. Yes, they have several different visual arts grad degrees and a few MFAs.
My point is if you offer an MFA in JEWELRY and have a new PERFORMANCE center...c’mon guys.

[audrey kuykkea @peppersong]

@captainstardust @huntergraybeal Caaaaaannn you let me be salty?

[audrey kuykkea @peppersong]

@nazsh_12 @timdrake @AndyRichter Microwaved.

[audrey kuykkea @peppersong]

@AndyRichter My grandmother added cheddar to it.
Poor people have great food.

[audrey kuykkea @peppersong]

I’m 32, and I can’t get a car dealer to take me seriously.

[Gavin Thomas @gavinthomas2015]

State your age and something you can't do

I'm 36 and I can't swim 🤷‍♂️

[audrey kuykkea @peppersong]

@captainstardust @huntergraybeal I’ll givE Three guesSes to yoU.

[audrey kuykkea @peppersong]

@captainstardust I knnooooooowwwwwwwwww

[audrey kuykkea @peppersong]

Happy birthday to me.
Life is complete.

[audrey kuykkea @peppersong]

@BebeNeuwirth @DinoRay ^THAT!
And 2 time Disney Princess voice
And The Voice judge in the Philippines
And super duper awesome other things I don’t know
But also what Bebe said.

[audrey kuykkea @peppersong]

@captainstardust @bofa @FirstHorizonBnk has been good to me.

[audrey kuykkea @peppersong]

@captainstardust @Progressive @USAA , if you qualify