Kori

Wicked Witch of the West, addicted to caffeine and chaos!
about to enter my Reputation Era

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I swear the older and stiffer I get, it’s more dangerous walking past the sleeping toddler.
One bone crunch and he’s awake and we’re all crying

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Have you been to Cooter and Uranus?
If you have I’m guessing you
A . Had a real good time and
B. Live in Missouri

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Dear @golden1cu your new online banking platform is absolute garbage and the way you have shattered your account holders privacy is abhorrent
DO BETTER!

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@neondeception The wind in your hair!

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@neondeception lol or you’ll get pulled over more

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@TheLPGinger Omg LP sending good vibes and hugs
Hope you get some rest and relief.

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Dear @rayconglobal is there anyone who monitors your warranty department email?
if so can someone please reach out to me?
my bone conduction headphones are 4 months old and dead and i'm getting no response
Help a girl out

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Mayonnaise

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I try so hard to be likable I drive myself nuts

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@neondeception Yeah!

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@neondeception You need one

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@neondeception Do you have an Oodie?

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@neondeception Ahh

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Men in hi vis jackets with leaf blowers make me irrationally angry

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@neondeception I’m easy to shop for!

Just remember the 3 S’s

Stanley’s
Starbucks
Snacks!

lol but I know you didn’t mean me

[Kori @pepsidrops]

You know lifes getting exciting when you’re searching for
“couples Medicine organizer”

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Go listen to my silly podcast

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Honey put down your skulls and go to sleep

[Kori @pepsidrops]

Sometimes I have nightmares and others I have catastrophic nightmares where all I can hear is Owen Wilson saying kachow