Joeypotsnpans

one day you're here, the next day you're not. Might as well offend a few people while you are.

[Joeypotsnpans @pepstefano]

@RexChapman 😂😂

[Joeypotsnpans @pepstefano]

Hey Twitter hoes, you can retweet my shit again. I’m single!

[Joeypotsnpans @pepstefano]

Happy Valentine’s Day! Now enjoy watching your flowers slowly die like you relationships ya fucks. #salty

[Jabronie @jabronieFD]

Bout to watch the sun get mooned...

[Jabronie @jabronieFD]

I'm, call me back after 9 when my phone is free, years old

[Kellalena @topaz_kell]

It's ok Honda, my rear end is smoking too.

[🎺Binyomin Scheiman 🎺 @BinyominS]

A cure

For the immature

[Just J @junejuly12]

There's no point crying over spilled milk.

A fine Cabernet on the other hand......

[Joeypotsnpans @pepstefano]

I'm I don't turn around to change lanes or back up in my truck anymore years old

[Joeypotsnpans @pepstefano]

@HomeProbably @HomeProbably there's a sandwich in every beer

[Joeypotsnpans @pepstefano]

Twitter, where likes and shares are based on how nice your tits or dick is. I have a horrible dick

[Joeypotsnpans @pepstefano]

If they hurt in your belly they're gonna stink when they come out

[Joeypotsnpans @pepstefano]

Fresh out the twitter bing, I want you bitches to know I done changed in there. Hide yo kids hide yo dogs cause you know what time it is

[Just J @junejuly12]

No need for a little blue pill when you could just trade him in for a younger, more passionate model.

[Joeypotsnpans @pepstefano]

@junejuly12 or you could get tips from his side dude to keep his dick hard

[Joeypotsnpans @pepstefano]

This snow was serious! I plowed all day, my dick is killing me.

[Bubbles n' Booze @BubblesnBooze]

If you've ever caught yourself having a philosophical discussion about SpongeBob, you might be high...or a parent.

[Bubbles n' Booze @BubblesnBooze]

Twitter, where you'll show a stranger your genitals but won't tell them your last name because some things are private.

[Joeypotsnpans @pepstefano]

People actually thought it was a good idea to vote for this guy? @ONECTGIRL https://t.co/oBaTxV43gb

[Joeypotsnpans @pepstefano]

Just came to find out that baes "I gotta brush my teeth " really means "I gotta take a shit"...