i will do it @nyj

🔪❤️ 👃 cafc , part time yank and Liverpool fan. if I argue with you about footy I’m American and dumb I know save the breath.

[i will do it @nyj @perca_doncic]

#gamblingX #mlb Tatis capped off a .50 cent to win 1.5k parlay yesterday. Good looks dawg @tatis_jr

[i will do it @nyj @perca_doncic]

The most Jewish shit I’ve ever watched

[Third @thirdmetax]

Jerry Seinfeld says the American Express Black Card only exists because a crew member asked if he had one

“I was on the set, we’re shooting a commercial, and one of the guys on the crew slides up next to me and whispers, do you have the Black Card? I go, what’s that? He goes, there’s supposed to be a secret Black Card, and only the Sultan of Brunei and the president of American Express has it, and I thought maybe you had it too”

“I go, no, I don’t have it. But I’m gonna get it. And the next morning I called the president of American Express, Harvey Golub at the time, and I said, what about the Black Card? He says, it’s just a rumor, it’s never existed. I go, let’s do it, let’s make the Black Card. He goes, let me look into it. And that’s how it happened”

Interviewer: “Were you the first one?”

“I had the first one, and I threw it out. I don’t know what happened to it. He gave it to me in this nice padded thing, and it was the first one, and I don’t have it anymore”

[i will do it @nyj @perca_doncic]

@crombula_ Never played dagerfell eh

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

FC Sabah have won the Champions League title 15 times less than Real Madrid, 6 times less than Liverpool, 3 times less than Manchester United but astonishingly they have won the same amount of times as Arsenal Football Club.

[i will do it @nyj @perca_doncic]

@JoeMilkshake69 @xeis @Vincexse You ever touch the video games man

[paul joyce @_pauljoyce]

Liverpool closing in on Bradley Barcola from PSG. Guaranteed fee just above £100 million and about £20 million in add-ons. Still negotiations to take place.

[adhaminho @adhaminho78]

gunmen.

[i will do it @nyj @perca_doncic]

Me all the time

[Sangeet @sangaldoo]

"Maybe in another life" - a 25 year old mf who is perfectly capable of making it in this lifetime

[DAKKADAKKA @DAKKADAKKA1]

We literally established our nation over a stamp tax buddy. Fuck you.

[i will do it @nyj @perca_doncic]

@Max35689 @unkownAJ14 @TheImmortalKop I didn’t mention you yet you’re still piping up like a chapped cunt

[i will do it @nyj @perca_doncic]

@unkownAJ14 @TheImmortalKop Not taking Arsenal seriously until they bring home some European hardware

[i will do it @nyj @perca_doncic]

@DomNotnice @Josh11898438797 @ffsjb0 You just proved his point in that he couldn’t do anything without Salah being a god

[i will do it @nyj @perca_doncic]

@CharltonYooof @ChrisWo30990144 Doesn’t mean much but Ozoh carried me in my cafc FM save so arbitrarily I think he’s a baller

[i will do it @nyj @perca_doncic]

This shit changed the trajectory of my whole life tbh

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

#LFC are delighted to announce they have signed Roberto Firmino from Hoffenheim, subject to a medical #FirminoLFC

[KD 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @KDSouthLDN]

Some fans especially those who live in caravans tried telling me Lloyd Jones wasn't the best centre half in the championship.

Since the start of last season, Lloyd Jones is the highest-rated player. So I'll say again...

BEST CENTRE HALF IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP ( FACT) #CAFC

[i will do it @nyj @perca_doncic]

@Craig_Haz @arjun_cfc @LFCLaurie 30 mil vs 130 mil

[Charlton Athletic FC @CAFCofficial]

Our star man ⭐️

#cafc | @WhoScored

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@nocartier Zero idea what we were on

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@Louis41309481 @rob09701557 @louise_pne @Addickmad This is too easy do all of you Brits get mad this easily

[i will do it @nyj @perca_doncic]

@Louis41309481 @rob09701557 @louise_pne @Addickmad Funny I said the same thing to your nan last night