Cuban Missile

#lugger #fegracouncil

[Cuban Missile @perchuklumber]

@spencarbattery stealing my brge fellas to the pede. Might stress jerk it without my boss. The only play in that airbnb is gonna be a phone sex back to the trailer park. EOD people make the place and I’m gonna miss my guys #saigon #calgarystanpcumslut

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@Swagger_jeff A man’s version is JJ McCarthy working out

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@BufordDenseBush Drop the @ for research purposes

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@spencarbattery 4 princess auto

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@2bedarded Rocking a Diamond Supply Co tee

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Too stung to even watch football

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@TedZinky I’m getting head either way

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@TedZinky Fucken great take lemme see some yamz slide 1 b4 I go and comment heart eyes on my gfs post

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My idol and inspiration, social media influencer Bob Loewen has been nuked from all sites. Sad day for the community #winnipeg

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@TedZinky What about a luspus

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Carson Beck is such an ugly fucker

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If the Bombers could tackle the way my boy @chinnipeg tackles brush piles we would maybe win a few more games #ifykyk #brge

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Missing boss

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

My toddler loves Monsters Inc. especially Mike Wazowski.

Yesterday I was in Walmart and came across this cool t-shirt.

I immediately bought it, put it on in the car, and rushed home to show my toddler.

I hunted her down as soon as I came through the door.

She was sitting on the couch watching Hogi and eating Goldfish crackers.

I said, ‘Libby check out my cool new shirt!’

I was beaming. I just knew she was gonna think my shirt was the coolest shit ever.

She looked at me, looked at my shirt, scoffed, and yelled, ‘GO AWAY!’

Listen.

I don’t think we talk enough about what huge pieces of shit toddlers are.

That’s literally my TV you are watching.
I paid for those Goldfish crackers.
That’s my fucking couch.

I bought this cool t-shirt ONLY because of you.

And this is your response you f#ggot piece of sh!t??

You are wearing a shirt with a turtle on it that says, ‘Turtley Adorable’ you fuck!ng idiot.

You are broke.
Homeless.
Have poor life skills.
You can’t even fucking speak English.

You are basically a Somali immigrant only brighter in complexion and with much less forehead mass.

I’ll wipe my ass with this shirt.

Fuck this shirt.

Bitch nigga.

Your mom is fat.

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@axhekajglazer The geeners

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@igotfakebuffs Truth

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@eurofounder I’ll take things that didn’t happen for $100 Alex

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@2bedarded CJ Ham>

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Anyone wanna take over the brge? I’m done.

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@spencarbattery I’m trying car battery. Give me a year.