Simon Booth

An ugly bag of mostly cider

Also available @[email protected]

[Simon Booth @percysnoodle]

Very impressed so far with @hypervolt support. Thank you Sebastian!

[Greig Johnson @GreigARJohnson]

Are there any small Northern venues with a date when Vincent can do his brilliant one-man Christmas Carol?

[Simon Booth @percysnoodle]

@chrismear Ack

[Mitch Benn @MitchBenn]

IT’S…

[Jay Foreman @jayforeman]

How is “losing the whip” a punishment? You get to keep your job in parliament, but with the freedom to vote however you like! Parties don’t actually have any power to sack MPs. Yet another reminder that the whole system is just gestures and symbolism and that rheeeeeeerrrr noise.

[Mitch Benn @MitchBenn]

Please GOD if Labour get in (I won’t say “when”; the Gods are listening) can we NOT do the whole “Let’s draw a line under the past and move forward” shit that fucking liberals always do, have some REAL investigations into Tory corruption and GET SOME OF THESE CUNTS IN JAIL?

[Simon Booth @percysnoodle]

The new @github branches view has a lot to recommend it, but I do miss being able to quickly get to the compare page for a branch.

[Simon Booth @percysnoodle]

@SpaceCowboys1 @ZatuGames Yep - had to delete and reinstall to get it to show up, but it's there now. Thanks!

[Simon Booth @percysnoodle]

Hi @ZatuGames - we bought the latest Unlock game from you, but it's unplayable because they haven't updated the app.

[Simon Booth @percysnoodle]

Hi @SpaceCowboys1 - we just bought Unlock! Extraordinary Adventures, but it's still greyed out in the app. Has someone forgotten to turn it on?

[Safely Endangered @EndangeredComic]

Headline: A company fighting for the rights of working class people steal artwork from working class person

[Redfield & Wilton Strategies @RedfieldWilton]

Do British voters agree or disagree with the statement "It does not matter who wins the next election. Nothing will really change"? (9-10 August)

Agree 57%
Disagree 20%

[Simon Booth @percysnoodle]

I really cannot stand the results of Apple’s computational photography. It would be a massive upgrade if I could just turn it off. If I’d wanted my photos reimagined as oil paintings, I’d have installed an app for that.

[Simon Booth @percysnoodle]

@jayforeman Yes. I’m 43. That’s still young?

[Simon Booth @percysnoodle]

@mikeyface Wonka or Wilder?

[Simon Booth @percysnoodle]

Good customer service from @DecathlonUK in Cambridge. Bought inflatable canoe for £250. Two weeks later, they reduced it to £200. We hadn't used it, so they let us return it and immediately re-buy it, with a minimum of push-back.

[Simon Booth @percysnoodle]

This is so unsurprising, so as-expected, that my moustache has turned brown.

[The Mirror @DailyMirror]

EXCLUSIVE: First ever Partygate video revealed as Tories drink, dance and laugh at Covid rules

[Alex Graudins (she/they) @toonyballoony]

anthony asked the discord if ratatouille was a mecha and I cried laughing when I made this joke