Greg Perdue

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field
-Dwight D. Eisenhower

[Greg Perdue @perdueg97]

When she says she is home alone

[Greg Perdue @perdueg97]

Man oh man Snapchat is killing it these past couple days with the memories I wanna go back to Colorado so BAD

[Greg Perdue @perdueg97]

@allisanmatthews @MccorkleTrent Yes she was but let’s not forget that the “baddest yota” that Trent was driving couldn’t even handle doing a donut😂

[Greg Perdue @perdueg97]

@MccorkleTrent @allisanmatthews do yall remember a year ago today when we decided to go out to merrick and on our way back Trent’s Toyota couldn’t even handle doing donut on a dirt road? & on top of that his Toyota made me late because I was leaving for Colorado. Typical Toyota

[Greg Perdue @perdueg97]

@MccorkleTrent @allisanmatthews Ladies don’t listen to this lying young man😂

[Greg Perdue @perdueg97]

@95dutchess Yes ma’am!

[Greg Perdue @perdueg97]

Anyone else ever just get the feeling of the weather being so nice so you got to be that weird motherfucker running around but ass naked outside?

[Greg Perdue @perdueg97]

Y’all ever just be jammin and have to whip out the air guitar while driving a tractor with no auto steer? “I promise boss man I’m not drunk yet”

[Greg Perdue @perdueg97]

I hate being in the cab of a tractor when the weather feels like sex. Phuking beautiful outside

[Greg Perdue @perdueg97]

I miss the whole college/Stillwater lifestyle

[Greg Perdue @perdueg97]

@95dutchess I got naked ladies surrounding my house

[Greg Perdue @perdueg97]

It’s only Tuesday and I already have a Phat Boner for my weekend plans!

[Greg Perdue @perdueg97]

My snap memories are making me wanna load my girl And my parents up and head to Colorado Springs!

[Greg Perdue @perdueg97]

@MccorkleTrent My hands would not have made a big enough hole to chug it as fast as I wanted to

[Greg Perdue @perdueg97]

Y’all ever been so thirsty for a beer you opened it with a pipe wrench?

[Greg Perdue @perdueg97]

I’m about ready for a night out and I dam sure don’t mean a sober night I mean a wild night out like where we almost go to jail. Anyone in? #SorryMom

[Greg Perdue @perdueg97]

I can never turn the worst part by koe wetzel up loud enough and never will be able to that’s for dam sure

[Greg Perdue @perdueg97]

Y’all ever wish you could go back to the good ole days when all you had to worry about was saving $30 of your weekly allowance for a case oF stones because BIG PHAT SAME

[Greg Perdue @perdueg97]

@MccorkleTrent It’s a good thing that Taco Bell has free tacos on tuesdays!

[Greg Perdue @perdueg97]

@epperson96 @OldRowOSU What a queer 😂 @hwdalluge