Arerugi ✌

Bands, anime, otome games, horror films/novels, HP, sleep, and food are my life. Professional nerd and fangirl.
21 going on 4.
That's Ms. Bitch to you.

[Arerugi ✌ @perf3ctlyimp3rf]

I need a fake boyfriend so my mum will get off my back. Preferably someone who will work for free.

Or I should get off my ass, go out, and find a real boyfriend.

Nah.

[Arerugi ✌ @perf3ctlyimp3rf]

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[Cushion @cushion_ai]

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[Cushion @cushion_ai]

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[Arerugi ✌ @perf3ctlyimp3rf]

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[Arerugi ✌ @perf3ctlyimp3rf]

Yuuri on Ice season 2 needs to come out BEFORE I DIE #anime #YOI

[Brandon Calvillo @BJCalvillo]

18 yr old: Can I buy beer?

Clerk: Gotta be 21. You’re not responsible enough

18: Can I buy that assault rifle?

C: Sure how much ammo?

[Evan Edinger @EvanEdinger]

Do you know what you get when you rearrange the letters of postmen?

Really angry postmen

[Arerugi ✌ @perf3ctlyimp3rf]

@AskPS_UK I have a friend who has an inquiry about a couple ps2 games that aren’t in the PSN store, that he thinks should be available to download. Is there a way for that to happen?

[Brandon Calvillo @BJCalvillo]

Choking

[Brandon Calvillo @BJCalvillo]

“U watchin the Super Bowl?”

“No I don’t care”

“Lol wow ur gay. Now I’m gonna get back to watching sweaty men in spandex tackle each other”

[Brandon Calvillo @BJCalvillo]

Saying “Enjoy your workout” is like saying “Enjoy your bleach”

[✿jo — SAW OASIS 9/6 @jjohannalee]

@BJCalvillo most of us cant even spell anxiety

[Brandon Calvillo @BJCalvillo]

Hey Trump, you really picked the shittiest generation to fight a World War for you. Most of us can't even fight anxiety

[Brandon Calvillo @BJCalvillo]

“Malignant”, a short film I wrote and directed, is up now on YouTube.

Watch here:

https://t.co/5X2pR7V0kP

[Aries Horoscope @arieshoroscop_]

#Aries cry even harder when they try to explain why they are crying.

[Arerugi ✌ @perf3ctlyimp3rf]

Trying to find cheap/free textbooks is like trying to deal drugs in front of the police

[Brandon Calvillo @BJCalvillo]

Saying “I’m offended” is like saying “I’m hungry”, meaning no one gives a shit unless they are too.

[Arerugi ✌ @perf3ctlyimp3rf]

I have no edges