fratzner

The Banter is Absolutely Perfect! Alum of @UNLincoln and @NotreDame #RaiderNation
Everything is fake, stop falling for it.

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Not satire

[CFBEyeTest @TheIrishBlaze]

“Due to the FAA grounding all planes, we really felt like Alabama handled the transition the best. That’s why we put them at #1”

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Lolol

[alyssa @alyssamariiee11]

The Ole Miss girls aren't the reason you have to wait for an employee to unlock the shampoo btw

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@NuWooOrder @_willcompton Elite tweet

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@adamlevitan

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@KamWilliamsFN Chris Kingsbury

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@SportsTwatter @EstablishTheRun I'm trying to give him a chance here. Perhaps he can play before his 30th birthday.

[Nick Cruse 🥋 @SocialistMMA]

What about the Ukraine proxy war Bernie!?

U.S. progressives be like: “Every single U.S. war is based on lies except the current one i’m supporting!”

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@nypost Team Carton here, it's weird to bring your dog to a sit down restaurant. Something is deeply wrong with Kirk if he needs a dog around him at all times regardless of atmosphere. This isn't acceptable at Outback, nevermind a legit steakhouse.

[Ryan Saavedra @RyanSaavedra]

There is something deeply wrong with Kirk Herbstreit.

No man needs to take their dog with them everywhere they go.

Taking your dog into a steakhouse to feed it steak—just to get likes on social media—cheapens the dining experience for everyone else and is very self-centered.

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The state of low status 45 year old dolts. Doing "but her emails" a decade later.

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@DowdEdward I am not sure, I bet Chinese spy puss is wet though.

[Kentucky Girl @Kentuckygirl1]

Where’s the big @TMZ piece on this?

Think they’re busy looking into that guy’s grandparents?

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@adamlevitan Almost freerolling a 555 best ball in 2027!

[Pete Sampson @PeteSampson_]

We have a winner!

[Sarah Fields @SarahisCensored]

The REAL story finally came out. And THIS is exactly why I waited before jumping on the outrage bandwagon.

Not only had these individuals pulled the same stupid prank in front of FOUR other Ring cameras before reaching this apartment, but BOTH sides have now acknowledged that they didn’t even know each other. The pranksters didn’t even know the race of the people living inside the apartment.

Now these individuals are being threatened, doxxed, and dragged across the internet. One even left the university.

Was the prank stupid? Absolutely. Does that justify what is happening to them now? NOT EVEN CLOSE.

Imagine living in a world where making monkey noises into a Ring camera can potentially land you in more trouble than k*lling your own THREE CHILDREN.

Imagine living in a world where a woman pulled a stupid prank and is forced to step away from her education, but a MURDERER who admitted to k*lling a student at a track meet is not expelled and is allowed to graduate.

The world is backwards.

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Get this nervous retard out of here. He doesn't believe the shit he's saying

[gmannVOLS @gmannVOLS]

Rece Davis asked Hunter Yurachek why Alabama was ranked so far ahead of Tennessee after being dominated by them

[CJ @Th3DarthRaider]

Weaponized Autism is about to be unleashed 😈

[fratzner @perfect_banter]

This guy is entering a phase of denial that's truly impressive

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Notre Dame's days as an independent football program may be numbered. With the SEC and Big Ten moving toward a scheduling challenge, who's going to play Notre Dame? And how valuable is their TV deal if nobody wants to watch their regular-season games?

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@ClayTravis They're not, you have to wrong read as usual